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<waits>
<taps foot>
Well?! Hell-o! My lower lip is quivering in a cute yet vulnerable way! That's the cue for all good demons to fly to my side and reassure me that they still love me despite my grammarial defects.
<waits some more>
Hmpf. You probably would have been a deadbeat dad anyway. I mean, look at how you've neglected the fireants! And you probably would have tried to put me in a half-Nelson on the honeymoon! I-I don't need you.
<lower lip continues to quiver>
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