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Ran to the fridge, pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair!
Launched that shot and he was caught out there.
Saw the convertable drivin' by,
Loaded up the slingshot, let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check, correct, with my egg gun.
The egg, a symbol of life,
go inside your house and bust out your wife.
I pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke
The trigger, I pulled, his face, the yolk.
Reached in his pocket, took all his cash
Left my man standing with the egg mustache
Suckahs, they come a dime a dozen
When I say dozen, you know what I'm talkin' about, boy!
Yeah, that's right, I'm the egg man,
Drivin' around, king of the town,
Always got my windows rolled down.
Ready to throw, ya' know I'm the egg man.
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playin on the wall and he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window, three minutes hot,
Hit the rasta man, he said, "blood clot"
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I egged a chicken and then I ate his leg riding the trains, in between cars when I pull out the station, you gonna get yours
drive by eggings plaguing l. a.
Yo! they just got my little cousin ese
Sometimes hard-boiled, sometimes runny
Comes from a chicken, not a bunny, dummy.
People laugh, my name's Yauch, and I'm throwin' the yolk Now they got me in the cell, but I don't care It was then that I got caught catchin' people out there.
Up on the roof, in my car
Up all night, Up on the new science like dolomite
The mack (who?), I'm the eggman
Taxi driver, I'm the egg man
We all dressed in black
We snuck up around the back
We began to attack
The eggs did crack on hayes's back
Sam-I-am, down with the program
Green eggs and ham yosemite sam
Come halloween, you know I come strapped
Throw it at a sucker, ker-pap
You make the mistake and judge a man by his race You go through life with egg on your face woke up in the morning, peculiar feeling Looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Family, punk rock, the businessman,
I'll dog everybody with the egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead, here's a towel, now wipe
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