10/08/01: Answering . . ..

Posted By: Hairhead


1. Have you ever felt that you were in love?

Oh, yes, indeed. It's hard to mistake it for anything else. Except perhaps the first stages of a stroke.

2. Do you masturbate when separated from your special someone and do you picture that special someone or what?

Yes and yes. And, yes, I am a man, and, therefore, a pig.

3. Is there such thing as true love or is it a movie construct?

There IS such a thing as true love; but it is different for every couple, and likely does not match the movie construct. This causes some individuals mighty problems when they fall in love, but the "wrong way" with the "wrong person" and at "the wrong time & place."

That's screwed. True love is *always* inconvenient.

4. Are you attracted to someone because of how they look or their personality or a combo or something else (like nice feet)?

Its the combination, plus the environment, plus your own individual situation at the moment (vulnerable, looking, not-looking, happy, sad, whatever)

5. How much trouble are you willing to go to get to that one person you have to have?

I flew 6,000 miles, left my wife and everything else for the last person I loved.

6. Have you ever become a stalker and the subject of unrequited love?

Never a stalked, but I have had a couple of women (emotionally unstable clients) who became obssessed with me.

7. Do you go for public affection or do you puke when you see it or what?

Public affection. People who cannot show public affection for their true loves are emotionally sick. Such emotional restrictiveness will inevitable show up in other areas of the relationship as well.

8. Is Kate Beckinsale really as hot as she's cracked up to be? For the ladies you can judge John Kusack.

Nah. Kate's okay. Love her accent.

9. Do you fall "in-love" more easily during certain conditions? You know like if you're inebriated or on the rebound?

Of course. Why do you think that "rebound" romances and disasterous mistakes are so common?

10. Are these questions too personal and what the fuck are you gonna do about it (aside from not answering the questions like a rotten little kid)?

This is the internet. I can answer or not answer without consequences. I can also lie.


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