10/07/05: Caption Thread!

CAPTION FIRSTIES

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• Caption: "American Anthem 2: Zero-G Gymnastics" MR_MUCUS
• CAption: Static cling was becoming a problem aboard ship... MonkeyKing
• CAPTION: "He was always embarrassed that he had to admit..." The_Solipsist
• Caption: River prepared to fire her retro rockets... MonkeyKing
• Caption: "Mr. Cranky spoils the ending to 'Flight Plan'." MR_MUCUS
• Caption: In Space, no one can carry the Olympic Torch... MonkeyKing
• Caption: "Hide and Seek at Roman Polanski's House." MR_MUCUS
• Caption: "Oh, what a feeling, doing splits on the ceiling!" MR_MUCUS
• Caption: How now, clown Glau? MonkeyKing
• Caption : "Doesn't lose suction!" Rajah
• Caption : "Yoga sucks!" Rajah
• CAPTION: "What a stupid place to put a glory hole!" Bush_Sucks
• Caption: "How a Polak gymnast changes a light bulb." MR_MUCUS
• Caption : "Hey Van Dame, beat this!" Rajah
• Caption: Her secret dream was to be on the bow of a whaling ship... MonkeyKing
• CAPTION: "Katie Holmes practices her Lamaze" JPBuckner
• Caption : "Hope this sprinkler head wasn't just glued on" Rajah
• Caption: "Oh great, now I have to pee!" Rajah
• CAPTION: "Why are the crazy girls always so flexible?" M_H
• CAPTION: "Joss Whedon holds auditions... M_H
• CAPTION: "Somewhere, x-man is drooling" JPBuckner
• Caption: Peter Parker tries to cope with his ongoing changes... MonkeyKing
• CAPTION:""But Tom," said Katie, "The doctor said this is the best way... TMundo
• CAPTION:"Now I can shit_on whoever walks by." TMundo
• CAPTION: "Bring It On, Interstellar Edition" JPBuckner
• CAPTION: "Oh great, another, "Scary Movie," sequel." TMundo
• CAPTION:"Scientology has it's benefits, like conception for instance." TMundo
• Caption: River Costanza, aboard the Serenity Now, prepares for Festivus... MonkeyKing
• Monkeyking, is it one of the feats of strength? TMundo
• CAPTION: "Eat your heart out, Jeff Goldbloom." Coaster
• Caption: "A River runs through it." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "In space there is no down." Junk_Yard_Dog
• OOPS! shit Coaster
• Caption: "Yoga: The Movie." Junk_Yard_Dog
• CAPTION: "Eat your heart out, Jeff Goldblum." Coaster
• Caption: " Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "Jayne licked his chops. This was one river he was looking to... Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "This river runs deep." Junk_Yard_Dog
• CAPTION: "These no-frills sleeping quarters bite" JPBuckner
• CAPTION: "If only my hand wasn't glued to this push-pin" JPBuckner
• CAPTION: Thinking the grip was a cock, she spread her legs out of instinct. HomeSkillet
• CAPTION: Eeeek! Mouse! HomeSkillet
• CAPTION: Jacko's latest dance move. HomeSkillet
• CAPTION: 'Scene from the FOX network's... H.P. Lovecrack
• CAPTION: "When I said no more wire hangers, this is NOT what I had in mind" JPBuckner
• Caption: "Deleted scene from Dr. T and the Women." Mr_Nonsense
• Caption: "What she did for a Klondike Bar!" Mr_Nonsense
• Caption "She was safe for now, but Bella Karoly would find her eventually." Mr_Nonsense
• CAPTION: "Despite an amazingly thorough search... H.P. Lovecrack
• Caption: "Some went to great effort to avoid Katrina's flood waters." Mr_Nonsense
• Caption: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Electrician" Mr_Nonsense
• CAPTION: "At the end of her year-long clandestine assignment,.... H.P. Lovecrack
• CAPTION: "Much to the chagrin of both the Scientific Community... H.P. Lovecrack
• Caption : " Damn, that was a quick stop" Rajah
• CAPTION: "Jane prepared to demonstrate her hobby,... H.P. Lovecrack
• CAPTION: "Dave's fear of confrontation prevented him.... H.P. Lovecrack
• Caption: "Despite Leia's efforts, the trash compactor walls kept moving." MR_MUCUS
• CAPTION: Barbie dares Ken to try position #219 california_raccoon
• Re: Caption Thread! drsodaro
• CAPTION: "Come on down, sweetie. We were just kidding. You really can't.. Coaster
• Caption: This is a good place for a stick up! tick
• CAPTION: The Exorcist V: Space Case HomeSkillet
• Caption: "The latest game crazy. Ceiling bumper pool." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "I see... dead ants." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "I see... dead space herbes." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "River shows her Superwoman complex." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "Summer hid when she heard Tom Cruise was on the set." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "Summer auditions for the 'The New Adventures of Buffy.'" Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "Celebrity Death Match: River vs Buffy." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Correction: "The latest game craze. Ceiling bumper pool." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "The safest place to be when Tiny Ron does a home invasion!" Mr_Nonsense
• Caption: "When pilates addicts go too far." Mr_Nonsense
• Cap: "Mary Lou Retton's insomnia led to some friction with her neighbors." Mr_Nonsense
• Cap: "When the dog arrives with the skateboard, she'll be ready to strike." Mr_Nonsense
• Caption "After her escape, she thought 'Was that John Goodman or a rhino?" Mr_Nonsense
• Caption: "Joss Whedon gives us another butt-kicking heroine. Yay." Mr_Nonsense
• CAPTION: "Dubya's idea of an automatic sprinkler system" Drew_Atreides
• Caption: "Ballet-Fu: The Sequel to Gymkata" MR_MUCUS
• Caption:"She was auditioning to be a Klingon but had never seen Star Trek." MR_MUCUS
• Caption: "Little Miss, Little Miss, Little Miss Can't Hold On!" MR_MUCUS
• caption: Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
• "needless to say, puberty was a difficult time for catwoman." mia_wallace
• Caption: "needless to say, puberty was a difficult time for catwoman" mia_wallace
• CAPTION: "She also sleeps like that, believe it or not" shadowboxer
• Caption : "I would do anything for love but I won't do that." Rajah
• CAPTION: "Repairing a chandelier is a very delicate operation" shadowboxer
• CAPTION: "Her right hand super-glued to a ceiling attachment,... shadowboxer
• Caption ilcavero
• Caption:"Overbooking on flights has lead to some extreme overcrowding." Cannon_Fodder
• Caption:"River hangs around." Cannon_Fodder
• CAPTION: "Sometimes being a suck-ass can have its advantages." Coaster
• Caption:"A normal working day for an extra in a David Lynch Film." Cannon_Fodder
• Caption:"Serenity my arse, you try doing this for 3 hours!" Cannon_Fodder
• Caption : " I wonder what would happen if I let go of the other sprinkler Rajah
• CAPTION: "Summer's shag carpet phobia was getting completely out of hand." Coaster
• Caption: "River participates in Jayne's weird sense of glory-hole fun." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "Space: the final frontier." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "River goes where no man has gone before." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "River looks for the door in the floor." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "River does a Bene Gesserit meditation exercise." Junk_Yard_Dog
• CAPTION: "I call this act, 'The Aristocrats!'" draconus
• Caption: "John suddenly regretted inserting himself into the shower drain" draconus
• CAPTION: "I'm pretending to be a lightbulb," she told her blonde co-worker draconus
• CAPTION: "A terrified Summer desperately conceals herself ... Coaster
• CAPTION: “This is so stupid. I just wish those cheap louts,,, Coaster
• Caption: "Fighting for our rights in her satin tights..." MR_MUCUS
• Caption : "Fixing broken lights in her satin tights..." MR_MUCUS
• CAPTION: "With great power comes.... Oops. Wrong movie!" TheWreck
• Caption: Remembering Yoga's words, River lets the force guide her." Junk_Yard_Dog
• ^^^^ ooops, correction^^^^^ Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "Yoda in his younger years." Junk_Yard_Dog
• Caption: "Wanted: SWMOL. Must be able to cling to ceilings." Junk_Yard_Dog
• CAPTION: And then the truth hit her: she really was the love-child of Gumby Xur
• Caption : "My butt cheeks are cramping from all this clinching" Rajah
• Re: Caption Thread! Mr_Cranky
• "Ultimately, Jayne died screaming between River's steel thighs." (nt) ModernRonin
• CAPTION: "River vowed to get even with the jerks who ... Coaster
• Alanis Morrisette demonstrating Irony angus
• CAPTION: "Having recently seen "Tootsie", Van Damme had an idea...." Drew_Atreides
• CAPTION: "What a time to get my period!" burn_hollywood_burn
• CAPTION: "With McGuire injured in Seabiscuit, Raimi readied a replacement." Coaster
• Caption : "Damn, how much longer am I suppose to hold this position..." Rajah
• CAPTION: "Stupidest place ever to put a dimmer switch." Coaster
• CAPTION: "Unwanted attention from diehard Firefly fanatics ... Coaster
• CAPTION: "Even though he was passed out on the hallway floor ... Coaster
• ^^^^^Note to Coaster^^^^^ Junk_Yard_Dog
• CAPTION: "I heard of extreme pilates but this is ridiculious!" whack_chick
• ^^^ Note to Junkie ^^^ Coaster
• ^^Note all y'all^^ MR_MUCUS
• ^^Note all MR_MUCUS^^ Coaster
• ^^Further Note all MR_MUCUS^^ Coaster
• CAPTION: "Yet most others managed to ride the Subway without practicing." Coaster
• Caption: "Where will you be when you get your period?" MR_MUCUS
• ^^ Er, Uh, MR_MUCUS ^^ Coaster
• Caption : "Kinky pinkskin female does her 'um vagina tightening exercise" Gordon_Bigfoot
• Re: Caption Thread! "The poor man's Cirque du Soleil" ashfordcrane
• CAPTION: "Anti-indigestion pose demonstration kicks off" shadowboxer
• CAPTION: "No one can defeat the shaolin speadeagle upside down fist!" shadowboxer
• correction to above: 'spreadeagled' shadowboxer
• CAPTION - "Feminism strikes back" More_Cowbell
• CAPTION: "Ludicrous speed!!" TMundo
• CAPTION: After letting him talk her into "Into The Blue".... morganlefey
• CAPTION: Jennifer Love Hewitt goes to great lengths to avoid... morganlefey
• CAPTION: How Katie Holmes really feels about morganlefey

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