08/23/02: Hyphenated names and quickie marriages

Posted By: He_Shot_Me_In_The_Botox

Why does everyone, hook-line-n-sinker, instantly respect these Hollywood hyphenated name changes whenever some fucking bimb gets married? ALL Hollywood marriages are doomed to fail, and I'd bet 90% of them are publicity grabs or tax shelters anyway. You know damned well that Courtney Cox will soon tire of the ugly fucking freak-slob Arquette, and her name will once again be back to normal.

Still - the gullible, sentimental, starstruck masses keep playing the stupid Hollywood hyphen game. It was Pam Anderson before she married that white trash Tommy Lee, and it's Pam Anderson now. Leave the stupid schmoozing to the entertainment media whores, and let's admit, at least on this page, that these Hollywood fairytale marriages are the real world's version of dating.

Bah

Responses to this message:

• True, Hollywood marriages are nothing more but publicity stunts & Pope_Psycho-Jay_1st
• Re: Hyphenated names and quickie marriages Lilac
• "Like everyone else" He_Shot_Me_In_The_Botox
• Bad Example, Botox. Courtney is NOT a hyphenate Coaster
• Hyphens He_Shot_Me_In_The_Botox
• Hyphenated names better not catch on. last_angry_man
• John Doe will reproduce?!!! Pope_Psycho-Jay_1st
• I HATE hyphenated names. The_Commodore
• Re: Hyphenated names and quickie marriages tmargolis
• Re: Hyphenated names and quickie marriages heystopthat06

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