Put your penis in your pants, stop licking the display, and find a job--if you want a girl. Women prefer men that have some financial means. I know it'll be hard for you to secure work, since your only qualifications are as freeloader, and village idiot, but you should at least try. One possible career choice would be as a slopjockey for a septic tank cleaning firm. You're good at shoveling shit, might as well do it for a living. You can tell people you're an executive, and that there ain't nobody that hands you no crap! Just don't take your work home with you, it could get messy.
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