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As I stand here on the mount I've built for myself, I look back over the charred bodies of those I've defeated and wonder why they dared confront me. This final victory isn't sweet, but hollow. I realize that the liliputions who challenged me were only trying to carve out a niche for themselves where they would be safe from ridicule.
Lacking a sense of humor, they steadily migrated toward the only safe haven known to them, "The Seventh Seal" forum. No one posts here, so, these immigrants thought, we'll invade, conquer, and settle a thread so that we might post inferior opinions without challenge. Little did they know that a mighty Queen had claimed this page for her dynasty.
The battle was fierce, and at times it seemed the mighty Queen was outnumbered...although, the attacking warriors all looked the same. But, the generals of the opposing forces were inevitably worn down by the protracted skirmishes. Lacking the will to fight for a homeland, the invading army retreated, and were banished to the category of four bombs postings forever.
I now claim this thread in the name of liquid-sunshine, the greatest conqueror since Alexander The Great.
HAIL, HAIL LIQUID-SUNSHINE
QUEEN OF THE SEVENTH SEAL FORUM!
But, like all beneficent rulers, I will govern with kindness and understanding. (Yeah, right)
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