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Salt Lake City had established itself as the jello eating capital of the United States (one assumes as a result of market research from the Jello people). It lost its title last year when Des Moines nosed them out. Apparently, there were a whole lot of pretzel salads and jello fruit molds eaten by Iowans last year.
At any rate, the citizens of Salt Lake City are back and they're not taking any chances. They won the title back again and have managed to get the state legislature to take time out from such inconsequential tasks as writing budgets and cracking down on porn to pass a bill which cites Jello as the official snack of the state of the Morons, er Mormons.
A couple of Utahan legislators tried to stop the bill from passing; one even offered the choice of ice cream as a state snack using the stunning logic that ice cream is "actually made here."
Bill Cosby, who is warmly referred to by Eddie Murphy as that "Jello Pudding Pop eating motherfucker", was on hand to smile warmly on the scene of the assembled legislators going about the public's business.
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