Mr. Wonderful, don't you dare go through with this marriage. He only loves you for your body! I love you for YOU! I'll always be there for you! If you insist on marrying xyz, why, I'll... I'll... I'll kill myself! I will! Or I might go "Fatal Attraction" on you... never know, do you?
If I can't have you no one can,
Lionel
P.S.: Of course June makes his ass look big. His ass IS big. Big and voluptuous, just the way I like 'em... oh shit, now I'm drooling on myself.
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