09/13/07: Blah, blah....

1. How old will you be in 13 months?

Too old.

2. Do you think you'll be married by then?

Only if you'll have me. Because me and MRS MUCUS, the honeymoon's over!

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?

Being 3 months closer to next summer. Fuck this Michigan weather, alreadly in the 40's at night. I need some more global warming.

4. Who was the last person to call you?

I wasn't the phone, but it was a wrong number,

5. Who was the last person to text you?

Some shit I accidently signed up for. And I don't have unlimited text messaging. So it cost me ca$h.

6. Do you prefer to call or text?

I hate both, actually. Calling.

7. Do you have any pets?

Do tape worms count?

8. What were you doing at 12 am last night ?

Sleeping single...in the words of ROXETTE.

9. Do you like carrots?

No. Unless they are softly cooked served with something else.

10. When is the last time you saw your mom?

In a dream probably.

12. How many houses have you lived in?

More than I can remember. At least 8 houses, some 4 or more apartments. Got any room at your place?

13. How many city/towns have you lived in?

10, I think. But I ain't going nowhere!

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet:

Steel-toed Doc Martens.

15. Are you a social person?

If I were, would I be here?

16.What was the last thing you ate?

Crow

17. What is your favorite color?

Pastel black.

18. What are you doing for your next birthday?

Regretting wasting the previous year.

19. What is your favorite TV show?

That's still running, The Simpsons, I suppose.

20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J

KY

21. Do you like coffee?

Just the aroma. Then I pour it out.

24. What are you listening to?

The sound of one hand clapping.

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?

right side.

26. Do you know how to play poker?

There a few kinds of poker, ain't there?

27. What are you thinking about right now?

Not wanting to get up tommorrow morning.

28. Any plans for this weekend?

No, I'm free. Let's go get our nails done together!

33. Have you ever been in an ambulance?

Nope.

34. Do you prefer an ocean or pool?

Why go all the way to the beach when you can drown at your neighbor's house?

36. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?

Do you know how to shift a stick drive?

37. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?

Slurpees and Funyuns.

38. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?

I never wear any. But I do shoplift it.

39. Do you speak any other language?

Etruscan

40. Who shot J.R.?

I wanna say Sue Ellen, but I can't remember.

41. Who is the funniest person you know?

I don't know anybody.

42. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Please, not since I was 18.

44. What is the main ring tone on your phone?

A ring tone.

46. What is the color of your bedroom walls?

White, like your ass.

47. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth?

No. Fuck conservation.

48. Do you wish someone was with you right now?

Yes, a young Lynda Carter.

49. Do you miss someone?

Mister Scarecrow most of all.

50. Do you talk to the person who posted this before?

I don't understand that question.

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