09/13/07: Some answers

Oh dear god make the questions stop. Lucky for you I'm drunk.

1. How old will you be in 13 months?
39

2. Do you think you'll be married by then? Already am.

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months? Quitting my job to do the things I've been putting off for the past 15 years of work.

4. Who was the last person to call you? My brother-in-law.

5. Who was the last person to text you? A spammer.

6. Do you prefer to call or text?
Call.

7. Do you have any pets?
Yes, the cutest dog in the world.

8. What were you doing at 12 am last night ? Playing World of Warcraft.

9. Do you like carrots?
Yes.

10. When is the last time you saw your mom? 2000. When she died.

12. How many houses have you lived in? Houses: 6. Apartments: Umpteen.

13. How many city/towns have you lived in? Eight.

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet: Socks, except when wet.

15. Are you a social person?
Not really. This is as good as it gets.

16.What was the last thing you ate?
Gummi Worms.

17. What is your favorite color?
The blood red hue of a glass of pinot noir.

18. What are you doing for your next birthday? Nothing.

19. What is your favorite TV show?
Jacky Wu's show (in Mandarin but still funny as hell).

20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J The normal kind.

21. Do you like coffee?
Oh god yes.

24. What are you listening to?
My wife stir frying something downstairs as I tap out a long list of answers on the keyboard. Also my neighbor screaming at his dog. Again.

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? Always on the right.

26. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.

27. What are you thinking about right now? Not answering the rest of these questions.

28. Any plans for this weekend?
Well, if I ever get through this quiz, I'm going to do yardwork and clean the house. Also Warcraft.

33. Have you ever been in an ambulance? Strangely, no.

34. Do you prefer an ocean or pool?
Ocean.

36. Do you know how to drive a stick shift? Yes.

37. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Books, music and computer games.

38. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
No.

39. Do you speak any other language?
Un poquito espanol. Une petit pas Francais. Yi dien dien Zhongwen.

41. Who is the funniest person you know? What the hell happened to #40?

42. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No.

44. What is the main ring tone on your phone? What the hell happened to #43?

46. What is the color of your bedroom walls? White and blue. You need to work on numbering.

47. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth? Sometimes.

48. Do you wish someone was with you right now? My wife is yelling at me to come to dinner. Gotta go soon.

49. Do you miss someone?
I'm missing dinner now.

50. Do you talk to the person who posted this before? No, but I'll tell the next person that it will take an hour to answer all these questions.

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