09/13/07: Here's my advice for living longer

Posted by: Oddball


1) Don't smoke.

2) Eat lots of fruits and vegetables.

3) Exercise.

4) Don't use illegal drugs, or associate with people who sell illegal drugs.

5) Don't join a gang.

6) Either be a vegetarian, or at least limit red meat consumption to 3 times a week.

7) Wear a seat belt when you are in a car.

8) Don't ride a motorcycle.

9) Don't have sex with people you don't know very well. Don't trust condoms to protect you - they don't always work.

10) Don't drive drunk, or ride in a car with a drunk driver

11) Stalk women on the internet for several hours each day.


o Post a response to this discussion thread

Go to: Shoot 'Em Up | Message | Previous Response |

Google
And check this out: The Top Posters' Page