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Shooter Caption Contest
Winner: Cannon_Fodder
"Marky marked."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- I don't get it. Someone please explain the winner. foxjedi
- You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? stationkj
- "Wahlberg realizes social security will run out before he retires." Mr_Negative
- I fought the Wahl, and the Wahl won. nickumoh
- Captions that almost made me shart nickumoh
- "M. Night Shyamila...Shyamama...Sha-my-ma...Shananmama?" HicksRollsInGrave
- Wow..Tampex really does leave you feeling fresher pissygoblin
- Another graduate of the Dr. Cornelius brow furrowing school strikes it big. foxjedi
- Marky Makr IS the man who Can't Believe It's Not Butter. Film at eleven. foxjedi
- Wait...this isn't a remake. What the hell am I doing in this movie? foxjedi
- What do you mean you have no apple box for me? RogueDragon
- "He could feel Dr. Boner's Wiener Juice starting to kick in." Mr_Nonsense
- Someone's baking Tollhouse cookies! mia_wallace
- Wm Shatner School of Acting: Deep Thought, Confusion, Joy, SPOCK pissygoblin
- Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quicky pissygoblin
- "'Ice Cube's a Pimp?' What's gotten into Goodyear?" Mr_Nonsense
- Badfilmaphobia: fear that somewhere Marky Mark is filming another movie stationkj
- The Simpson's Movie, huh? I wonder if thats how O.J. would have done it? stationkj
- Et Tu Donnie stationkj
- Damn, that's a big Cup O' Noodles... BobLoblaw
- IN A WORLD where Mark Wahlberg stares blankly into space.... rainman76x
- Top Ten tanner88
- "Danny Glover hated these scenes as Wahlberg would always go pantless." Mr_Nonsense
- "I just realized that I never told my dad I loved him." Mr_Negative
- "Why, God? Why?" Mr_Negative
- Why do the directors always put a vagina on my face? MR_BIG
- Wait, Donnie Darko wasn't about my brother? stationkj
- Soylent green is PEOPLE! stationkj
- Wahlberg pondered: "Does it taste great or is it really less filling?" vectorzero
- Do you think Mr Cranky will ever pick one of my captions as a winner? MuhammadAus
- If a tree falls in an empty forest, does it make a sound? MuhammadAus
- Maybe Jen & Vince's marriage was a sham afterall...? MuhammadAus
- Did I leave the kettle on...? MuhammadAus
- "Marky-Mark finally hears one of his old songs for the first time." sonofthedummy
- "Hey Spidey, invest in some new pants! I can see your kibbles and bits!" sonofthedummy
- "Man, I gotta stop eating them spicy Indian curry-burritos for breakfast." sonofthedummy
- Donnie got top billing? Damn, Saw III is gonna suck. Huddleston
- Shooter? Damn, I read wrong. I thought I was gonna get to ride a scooter. Huddleston
- Damn! Spidey's ass looks good in those tights! tinyturtle
- A twelve screen cineplex, and 'Norbit' is on every one of them??? BobLoblaw
- "Wahlberg still didn't get that 'Superman Returns' was just a movie..." vectorzero
- "You might be an alcoholic roofer if 2 p.m. on a tuesday is 'Miller Time'." MR_MUCUS
- The theater marquee read: Scumby
- Bowel urgency can strike anyone, anywhere, anytime. DisappointedAgain
- Mark always hated the way his tie reflected the condition of his dick. Shakesmear
- Thinkin about those lovely hoot owls again thevillagejoke
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit laxatives." Cannon_Fodder
- Mark realized too late he fell for the Ex-Lax-in-the-brownies trick again rainman76x
- "Businesses took to using Mark Wahlberg dummies to scare off pigeons." MR_MUCUS
- People on the street below: "JUMP! JUMP!! JUMP!!!" MR_MUCUS
- "Later he'd bring over some of his old Motown records..." MR_MUCUS
- Two seconds later, Matt Damon's bullet popped his head like a cheap balloon ModernRonin
- And then, it happened: Mark felt the vibration... Enigmatic
- Marky Mark forgot where he parky parked nickumoh
- Suitcases shaped in the image of movie stars had become all the rage! Chubracabra
- Once again, Marky Marking his territory JPBuckner
- The Italian Nut-Job JPBuckner
- (Notice the lack of thought bubbles) JPBuckner
- Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Dammit! JPBuckner
- He could see in the distance a better movie being filmed. Yamato
- Nuthin' like a can of Sunkist to give you good vibrations. Mr_Nonsense
- Sharper Image's new line of sunglass holders were a hit among young girls. nickumoh
- Mark would have been wise to step out of traffic... nickumoh
- I'm thinking Arby's. nickumoh
- Did I leave the iron on? nickumoh
- Wait - now I'M getting Caption contested, son of a ...! RogueDragon
- Wait - now I'M getting Caption contested!!!! RogueDragon
- Hmmmm, should I do the "Footloose" remake? Bobo
- I have to poop adl123
- THAT UFO LOOKS LIKE MY MOTHER adl123
- Bob had a second cup of coffee. He never has one at home pissygoblin
- Mark walks past a mirror and the ultimate starring contest has begun. nickumoh
- So "Play that Funky Music White Boy" wasn't written about me after all? Nathan_Jr
- Mark stood perplexed at Geico's "So easy a Wahlberg could do it" billboard rainman76x
- I really liked Bob Saget's version of The Aristocrats. mmmm, Olsen Twins stationkj
- "Mark Wahlberg stars in THE PEPSI CHALLENGE." Mr_Nonsense
- "Ok, my character's name is 'Bob Lee Swagger'? That's so freakin' dumb" rainman76x
- I've got to concentrate concentrate concentrate. nickumoh
- Thigh bone's connected to the knee bone. What the hell's that connected to? Nathan_Jr
- Walberg remembered he wasn’t wearing an astro-diaper moments too late. DisappointedAgain
- After chugging his 7th Red Bull, Walberg had trouble reinserting his thumb. DisappointedAgain
- "The Substitute...Renaissance Man...Basketball Diaries...Fear..Traveller... Nathan_Jr
- With his furrowed brow and slick shirt on, Mark was ready for the big time! Nathan_Jr
- 'F-ing A! I STILL remember all the words to the 'Transformers' movie song! Mad-Ness_Monster
- Now where the hell did I put my sunglasses? Nathan_Jr
- "Why, Damon? WHYYYYYYYYY?????" Mad-Ness_Monster
- "Wait... (long pause) OMG TEH RED SOX WON TEH WORLD SERIES WTF LOLERS!!!!!! Mad-Ness_Monster
- Damn I'm glad I didn't do Dead Silence stationkj
- Even Marky Mark now views the New Kids on the Block concert with disgust. Scumby
- Sss...save mon-mon-money by swit...swit. Ah screw it. foxjedi
- I can do Terminator 4. I'll be back, yeah, hasta la vista baby. stationkj
- what do you mean this film is a remake of a Japanese flick, whats Japan? stationkj
- I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big bright shining star. Yeah thats right. stationkj
- What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon stationkj
- Disclaimer: No talent was used or damaged in the making of this film gamerarocks
- Are you sure the probe is supposed to go in my ass? stationkj
- "I promised myself I wouldn't cry..." stationkj
- Oh, for the day when this IS the crowd at a Britney Spears concert gamerarocks
- New Kids reunion or Departed sequel...decisions, decisions. stationkj
- I could have had a V8 gamerarocks
- Mark's dazed look gives away the fact he's a Duke fan gamerarocks
- The Whofarted ROTJob
- Damn it! I wanted that Spiderman role. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The whole world watched in stunned silence as Bush won a third term. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The internal battle between Mark Wahlberg and Marky Mark was obvious. tanner88
- The Departed 2: More Roofs, Bitch! tanner88
- Mark Wahlberg outdoes Caruso in The Departed 2. tanner88
- Bad Captions Mr_Nonsense
- Mark Wahlberg, brought to you by Ray-Ban Sunglasses. tanner88
- Mark Wahlberg missed his fake cock. tanner88
- Marky Mark could only watch as Funky Bunch lept off the roof. tanner88
- Mark Wahlberg stars in, "An Unusual Moment of Reflection." tanner88
- The trials of spotty facial hair growth. ben243243
- During the football offseason, life just has no meaning any more. ben243243
- Falling from the 30th floor, reflecting on life, love and the Funky Bunch. ben243243
- There's a fine line between looking heroic and looking consitpated. ben243243
- Director: "The two buildings represent the duality of Mark's character." ben243243
- "How did these monkeys get like this?" Mr_Nonsense
- "This is the guy who does his job, not the other guy." Mr_Nonsense
- "Another caveman still pissed off about the Geico commercials." Mr_Nonsense
- "I hate it when Superman moons everybody." Mr_Nonsense
- "Why, Academy, why Alan Arkin?" Mr_Nonsense
- 4th place in the Mount Rushmore look-a-like competition dlew919
- Wait a minute, Donnie was in the Sixth Sense. Huh, that's weird. Nathan_Jr
- The police showed little interest in actually capturing www.piranhakeeper.com
- Marky marked. Cannon_Fodder
- "Matt Damon desperately needed more iodine in his diet." ModernRonin
- "Two seconds later, the sniper's bullet popped his head like a balloon." ModernRonin
- "The nostril fetishists had a field day." ModernRonin
- If you can't think of anything funny, go for fucking firsties. www.piranhakeeper.com
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