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Shutter Caption Contest
Winner: scarlet_ohara
"That's the last time I go hunting with Dick Cheney!!"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Comedy is an art scarlet_ohara
- Sigh.... Hamartoma
- Weak Mr_Cranky
- Unbelievably weak and liberal Hamartoma
- Cutting edge winning caption...from 2 years ago! Mr_Nonsense
- Another caption that I am too ashamed to post outright nickumoh
- Certain conservatives identified a little too much with being 'a red state' Hamartoma
- Why you never ask Paris Hilton to sit on your face. lost_cause
- Preparation H really does reduce puffiness around the eyes... DisappointedAgain
- He had finallly said "I'm just joshin' you" one too many times. Huddleston
- Scumby: I was watching Pauly Shore, blacked out, and woke up like this... MuhammadAus
- Pepper spray: the downside of being a rapist scarlet_ohara
- The vampire picnic wasn't bad, but he misinterpreted the pie eating contest nickumoh
- Stu needed to pull an all-nighter to pass his make-up exam at Clown College JPBuckner
- Rosie O'Donnel's home sex tape was never seen again.. michael3b
- And so begat The Tanning Helmet's first recall. michael3b
- Coldplay's remake of the Thriller video sucked. michael3b
- Seacrest recovers from another bitch slap. michael3b
- Ryan Seacrest recovers from another slap fight with Joan Rivers. michael3b
- That's the last time I go hunting with Dick Cheney!! scarlet_ohara
- Dave didn't read the warning that "There Will Be Blood" stationkj
- A rejection letter from the Blue Man Group sparked an even worse phenomenon nickumoh
- It finally struck him. He had been masturbating too much. The_Shill
- You don't have to suffer from anal fissures. Call 1-800-ASS-MEND now! The_Shill
- He would be proud to say he was self-circumcised. The_Shill
- Maybe it was wrong to go down on Linda Blair after the crucifix thing Hamartoma
- Polish tryouts for the Redskins Hamartoma
- Introducing the Kawasaki 1200cc Menstrual Cycle Hamartoma
- Joshua Jackson's audition for the Freddy Krueger role was underwhelming. Cannon_Fodder
- Ray Liotta tries to count the number of times he's played a gangster. Scumby
- "Lars Von Trier's The Elephant Man" MR_MUCUS
- REVLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN! Scumby
- It turned out that Dakota Fanning was a lot older than she looked (Nickumoh Hamartoma
- caption quibix
- Mary Catherine Gallagher's son was often beaten for smelling his fingers. nickumoh
- I'm too ashamed to post this caption outright. Must hide it. nickumoh
- It would be the most racist Martian film ever. nickumoh
- "That's the last time I hang out with Topher Grace!!!" Huddleston
- The director made Josh slap himself each time he got a line wrong... Huddleston
- It's only fair. My eyes bled when I watched 'The Skulls.' Huddleston
- Cheapo the clown always skimps on make-up. Krakes
- Would you f**k me? I'd f**k me. ldarwin@inbox.com
- Joshua didn't admit to his jazz hands addiction until he hit rock bottom. nickumoh
- "One helluva time to notice the mirror's crooked." Mr_Nonsense
- "Never go to Mexico for Lasik surgery." Mr_Nonsense
- The new Gillette Mach 8 shaves closer than any other razor on the market. Scumby
- The next morning he saw she wasn't a squirter but a stream ragger. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Radish Man was a lesser-known victim of the full moon. michael3b
- A PETA member gets his comeuppance for opposing animal testing. michael3b
- OK. I'm just gonna come out and say it:. I'm a mexican wrestler. michael3b
- Despite daylong rehearsals, (with below) vvvvvvvv michael3b
- A spot on the varsity debate team would forever elude him. michael3b
- The arguments went on for hours. michael3b
- Ex-girlfriend revenge #9- Replace his contact lens fluid with Draino scarlet_ohara
- Mirror mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest...aww who am I kidding? foxjedi
- Damn Wendy's! They forgot napkins with my Baconator again! Hamartoma
- Just one more reason why Nick hates cats Hamartoma
- It was the wrong time of the month to go down. Cannon_Fodder
- Next time The Wolfman would wax his face. Cannon_Fodder
- Tammy Faye Halloween Mask, Mach 6 Razor needed for removal. MR_MUCUS
- Gillette decides to cancel the rollout of its new Mach 4 razor vectorzero
- Blood shooting from your eyes? There's a Visine for that! rainman76x
- once again the superfriends had to turn down capt. pinkeye's application cntlscrut1
- "You've got red on you" MasterK
- Dammit, i can never get the Halloween makeup like how it looks on the... Drew_Atreides
- His Tammy Faye Messner tribute monologue was not well received. Coaster
- Emo kids...ruining suicide for the rest of us. cntlscrut1
- Goddamn Proactiv!!! P. Diddy and Jessica Simpson are going to pay!!! cntlscrut1
- After seeing he own movie he concluded that Mr. Cranky was right and that die maus
- The idiot vampire couldn't figure out why he was still hungry. Scumby
- The Bleeder would later lead the X-Men mutants. Scumby
- Great Moments in Invention: The Inspiration of the Eye Tampon Scumby
- "But the skunk's scent still wouldn't go away." MR_MUCUS
- "I so don't know how to put on lipstick" rainman76x
- Schick--Because sometimes a Gillette close shave can be a little too close rainman76x
- "Oh my God......I do have dishpan hands!" rainman76x
- Bobby cursed Gramma Ethyl, and her ceaseless kisses scarlet_ohara
- That's what you get for swimming in Dawson's Creek scarlet_ohara
- It wasn't until he looked in the mirror that he realized, "I am definitely die maus
- Somehow men are shocked to discover the second biggest lie ever told. fellow_consumer
- "Honey, is it that time of month again?" "Boy is my face red!" fellow_consumer
- "I'm starting to doubt 'three Bloody Mary's is the correct jerkoff penance" fellow_consumer
- Why men should not wear rouge. Cannon_Fodder
- Why the red face? Cannon_Fodder
- "Whoa, my hands are huge." Cannon_Fodder
- I hope she doesn't notice that zit. aeroplanelite
- He should have know better than to mess with the ghost of Chuck Norris. die maus
- Pacey never tried to steal Joey again. aeroplanelite
- Epic pink eye. HicksRollsInGrave
- Tom realized his doctor hadn't misspoken when he said he had gingervitis. HicksRollsInGrave
- REVLAAAAAAAHN!!! HicksRollsInGrave
- "For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes is awesome." MR_MUCUS
- Michael Jackson finally runs out of face. Otm_Shank
- "Warning: Those with stigmata should probably not wear contact lenses." MR_MUCUS
- "Joshua Jackson tries to count to 11." MR_MUCUS
- The Gillette Chainsaw Razor didn't quite leave the smooth finish he wanted. sonofthedummy
- Swooney Todd: The Drunkard Barber of Fleet Street strikes again... sonofthedummy
- The dog ate my Japanese horror movie and this shit came out the other end. sonofthedummy
- Sandpaper Stridex Pads did not fare well in test markets. Otm_Shank
- He had one thought, "how can I pin this on O.J.?" Yamato
- Tommy Faye Bakker JPBuckner
- Homer calmly washed his wife’s blood off his hands and took a quick look... DisappointedAgain
- Frank had the worst snowboarding sunburn his friends had ever seen. savvos
- There Will Be Blood nickumoh
- The Ultimate Warrior had really let himself go. Yamato
- He had Liottaphobia: an uncontrollable fear of resembling Ray Liotta nickumoh
- "This is why it's not a good idea to go down on Courtney Love." MR_MUCUS
- "Robin discovers that using superglue to hold his mask on was a bad idea." MR_MUCUS
- Never use your Gillette Mach 3 Turbo Fusion while riding a Greyhound nickumoh
- "Joshua Jackson's chronic psoriasis was more apparent in hi-definition." MR_MUCUS
- "The murderer of the Mangled Title Contest realizes what he's done." MR_MUCUS
- That's the last time I let Michael J Fox give me a shave. nickumoh
- Bloodon! Apply directly to the forehead! die maus
- Never look directly between Paris Hilton's legs. Yamato
- Transvestite newbie Yamato
- "The best a man can get, my ass!" cat butt
- Meanwhile, backstage at the Air Harmonica Championship . . . die maus
- Warning: Viewing Michael Bay films may cause severe ocular damage. Scumby
- "You're a handsome devil, whats your name?" stationkj
- "Goodness! What have I done?! I've got a ring on my finger!" die maus
- Sure, DIY cosmetic surgery saves money---but it’s not for everybody. DisappointedAgain
- His superhero costume still needed some work. Xur
- Picking one’s nose takes a bit of practice after hand reattachment surgery. DisappointedAgain
- Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline. Scumby
- The chianti really made that dinner stationkj
- Bill used dead hooker blood on his sunburn every time stationkj
- And the biggest zit in the world ceased to be stationkj
- Bachelor party horror stories all start the same... stationkj
- Earning his blood wings wasn't what Ted thought it'd be stationkj
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