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Sicko Caption Contest
Winner: Yamato
"Mr. Moore, you have terminal rightousness. You've only 19 months left."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Thanks Cranky Yamato
- So, where the fingers used to be, can you attach cans of Cheez Whiz? Huddleston
- "The operation was a success Mr Moore, you're now a Canadian." Pants01
- Um, no. Prime Mover
- Okay, you can have free healthcare. Just stop doing "The Robot!" nickumoh
- Sorry, even with plastic surgery you would still look 'Little Bus' special. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sorry, Lipo is not covered by American Health Care. MR_BIG
- AHhh, JABBA WONGEE ha ha ha ha ha ha.... scarlet_ohara
- How much to enlarge it to *this size? scarlet_ohara
- "So you're claiming Doc that Yodels are not a health food?" CrazyEddy
- Michael "Roger & Me" Moore is James Bond in "Dr. HMNo". Scumby
- McDonald's "I'm lovin it" campaign fails with their new version of Grimace. Huddleston
- I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Huddleston
- A spastic colon is nothing to worry about? Ok, let's turn the cameras on. Huddleston
- "WESSIDE!" Low_key
- "Where is Dr. Cox, J.D., Turk, and the rest of the gang!" Low_key
- Mr. Moore's entry for the Woody Allen Look-Alike Contest. caerglas
- "My Darling, you are Moore than a woman to me." caerglas
- "Roger & M.D." Mr_Nonsense
- "He was the only hooker in town who'd fist even Moore." Mr_Nonsense
- "Federal scientists work to cure the obese. Would you like to know Moore?" Mr_Nonsense
- No, I will not do the fandango. quipster
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding II Scumby
- "I'm sorry Mr. Moore; your severe case of Hubris is incurable" rainman76x
- "Doctor, I just had Mexican, but my HMO won't pay for GAS-X?" vectorzero
- Mr. Moore, you have terminal rightousness. You've only 19 months left. Yamato
- "They wanted me to go to fat camp but I said 'NO, NO, NO!'" rainman76x
- "So Doc, where DO babies come from?" Low_key
- "Wait--you're coming here to Cuba for healthcare? Was Dr. Kevorkian busy?" rainman76x
- "....and that's why I believe George W. Bush stole Christmas" rainman76x
- Rodrigo and Me rainman76x
- All of a sudden, proctology seemed like a horrific career decison rainman76x
- "Your gross, massive lardass was reported to public health authorities" CrazyEddy
- Michael Morris dan70
- I won't be needing the stethoscope, Mr. Moore. You don't have a heart. nickumoh
- Yes, even it they're that skinny, stop eating your critics. Coaster
- The doctor was quite amused by Moore's Teletubby impression. Cannon_Fodder
- "You may be a doctor but I'm twice the man you are." Cannon_Fodder
- Why Mr. Moore what wonderful jowls you've grown! HicksRollsInGrave
- "I challenge you to a wheelchair race...around the world!" Smartass
- "GM sucks, guns are bad, Bush is evil, US health care sucks, blah, blah... Smartass
- "Moore discusses his breast reduction surgery with his doctor." Smartass
- No! My wax sculpture's MELTING!! Captain_America
- "What we have here, is a failure to communicate!" Low_key
- "But sir, a hug cures everything." Low_key
- Michael discusses options for increasing his ego quipster
- Hey, Doc, can you make it this big? quipster
- Yes, we get it, Sir, can you please just move to Canada? quipster
- Michael shows the doc how to lean to the left quipster
- "Doc, I've eaten two fingers on each hand!" Scumby
- So tell me, when you create frauds and evil conspiracy's, are fat people MasterK
- I'm tellin' ya, that was the biggest log I ever shat. WthmO
- Diagnosis: fat, arrogant, condescending, deceptive and over-played, Bobo
- Sorry, Bush sent a memo to all HMOs- you are not to be treated Mr. Moore jelly1
- Yes, Mr. Moore, one-sided documentaries indicate your agenda is up your ass Bobo
- Don't I get a free rifle for signing with Kaiser? Bobo
- So your saying my prostate is this big?!? Yamato
- I think my next film will be about lawyers - nobody likes them either! SPARGS
- Black clothes are slimming for everybody. DisappointedAgain
- “There’s no easy diagnosis for ‘my breath smells like my ass’.” DisappointedAgain
- “Mr. Moore, I’m afraid there’s only so much we can do for... DisappointedAgain
- "So does my insurance cover sponge baths?" ROTJob
- Even compressing the screen width couldn't make Michael Moore look slim. ROTJob
- She was gonna club the rabbit. So I hid it in the only place I could... ROTJob
- Jackass 3 stationkj
- "A whole set of pool balls you say? Thats impressive." stationkj
- Breaking the news that the applesauce wasn't really applesauce stationkj
- "Richard Gere had WHAT stuffed in his ass?" stationkj
- "So you are saying the tur-duck-en isn't a healthy dinner?" stationkj
- ...and Michael Moore as Peter Griffen stationkj
- Michael Moore getting the sad results of his latest physical stationkj
- "I once ate a fish THIS BIG" stationkj
- "Mr. Moore, could you please pull up your pants, I believe you." stationkj
- "Barry Bonds said you are his hook up. Got anything for weight loss?" stationkj
- Just another joke about stuffing something up his ass stationkj
- "Which theater is Transformers showing in?" stationkj
- Yo Quiero Taco Bell <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- So...can you get me a prescription for: nickumoh
- "Sicko: John Candy, sans the funny, wastes your time for 2 hours." Mr_Nonsense
- So, if what you said is correct, GWB is a great president. Oh, Man, I gotta dlew919
- "They may be cold blooded; you're the one indoors with a leather coat" gamerarocks
- No, I am NOT Christopher Hitchens. dlew919
- "No chance! MY hands are staying in MY pockets!" gamerarocks
- "No I can't make your man boobs that big" gamerarocks
- "What do you mean I don't qualify to give conjugal visits?" gamerarocks
- "Is there something I could use that doesn't wear off as fast as rohypnol?" Mr_Nonsense
- "If you went down on Courtney Love, there's nothing I can do for you." Mr_Nonsense
- Sir, you may not have seen your penis in years, but it's still there. Mr_Nonsense
- "You're the first patient I've had who demanded a colonoscopy." Mr_Nonsense
- Michael Moore is still asking 'Where's my burrito?!' Mr_Nonsense
- More importantly, can you believe Larry King bumped me for Paris? eponymous
- We can just skip the STD tests being as I'm sure you've never gotten laid. www.piranhakeeper.com
- No sir, unlike corn, most people digest gummy bears fine. www.piranhakeeper.com
- B-Negative. It's not just my blood type. It's my approach to filmmaking. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "I'm wondering if Cialis is right for me." "Uh...it's not. Please leave." jrlewis79
- Look, couldn't at least just probe my ass a little bit? jrlewis79
- No thanks,I don't really need the Cuban cigars you smuggled in your ass. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "You're fat." "I'd like a 2nd opinion." "You're ugly, too." Scumby
- Now,this will remain our secret,wont it?That I hid the negatives up my ass? www.piranhakeeper.com
- Doctor: Back you fiend! Back. Ok... Stay calm, (click to continue MasterK
- After getting unsatisfactory dieting results, Moor took revenge with film. MasterK
- "I went back to SubShack" MasterK
- "I went back to SubShack" (click for bonus contest) MasterK
- Jeez man, you need some cosmetic surgery, and liposuction, whoa! MasterK
- C'mon, Mcdonalds is cheaper than subway. MasterK
- Sir, being 30 pounds lighter after taking a shit does not qualify as www.piranhakeeper.com
- Sir, finding the Taco Bell Chihuahua shaved, duct taped and lubricated www.piranhakeeper.com
- Actually doc, the 20 pound honey baked ham and bacon grease in my stool, www.piranhakeeper.com
- Morgan Spurlock, this McDonald's experiment has gone too far. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Umm yeah, a umm 'friend' wants to know about removing anal warts..." sonofthedummy
- "Do you put all the fat guys in the tiny room, so they look fatter?" sonofthedummy
- "So Doc, can you save the hamster?" sonofthedummy
- "Is this your first time visiting a male prostitute?" sonofthedummy
- "The baseball cap is melded to your populism and cannot be removed." fellow_consumer
- "Your HMO doesn't cover gastroplasties; let's just staple your mouth shut." fellow_consumer
- "Maybe you're too large a poster boy for the free lunch concept." fellow_consumer
- "Sorry Ann Coulter got your balls; be grateful we separated you at birth." fellow_consumer
- Another eHarmony success story. michael3b
- Do you have the soccer ball you removed from my rectum? I use it as a OscarTamerz
- The doctors initial reaction "Oh, fuck..." HicksRollsInGrave
- 3 weeks after his Human-o-plasty, Manatee discussd the results with his dr. andyman
- "YOU FOUND THE CURE FOR THE PLAGUE OF THE 20th CENTURY BUT LOST IT?!" Sean_Cockery
- "WE NAMED THE DOG 'INDIANA'!" Sean_Cockery
- Mike beggs for another prostate, (but this time us the whole fist) Lord_Tarmac
- DR: "Then I said, " Rectal Thermometer? Then where the hell's my pen?" Lord_Tarmac
- I'd love to shove the camera up your ass but your HMO doesn't cover it. Lord_Tarmac
- So, can you hook me up with that chick from "Scrubs"? michael3b
- I guess in the right light you might pass for 80, but... michael3b
- I'm such a big joke, we started this contest a day early. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Sir, there is no conspiracy. You simply eat too much. michael3b
- Remember it's not guns that kill people. It's those damn bullets. www.piranhakeeper.com
- And where were YOU on September 11th? michael3b
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