Yes, it was I. I let the dogs out. It seemed like it would be hours of fun and kicks at the time. But I now regret it, as I've got the government after me. The fate of millions has been changed by my one, infantile jest.
(whipes away tear)
I confess. I released the canines from confinement. I could not resist. They looked at me in such a sad manner that I cied out at the injustice of it all. I lifted the latch and freed them all, and they ran off yelping in delight and the sheer joy of liberty.
I let the dogs out.
I am responsible for this whole mess.
And I'm sorry.
M. N. Monster
(Who is *very* tired right now.)
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