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(CUT to the inside of the CAMERAMAN's car. Jason is swinging the weed-whacker wildly,and there are large gashes in the seats as well as the floor and ceiling. The windows are covered with scars. All the occupants of the car are still quite alive,and they're all screaming like maniacs. The CAMERAMAN has a gaping gash in his shoulder,which is bleeding profusely. Toby is untouched,and Sarah is covered in all sorts of interesting stuff-none of it hers,of course. (We CUT to the limo,with SATAN hanging on the roof. POSH is driving,and watching Sergeant Kybbutz,who's bearing down on them with HIS car.)
POSH
I think he's gonna ram us!
(Suddenly,Kybbutz yanks the wheel as far as it'll go,and the car fishtails. Just as the limo is about to hit the car,Kybbutz guns the engine and the car speeds into the woods. Kybbutz skillfully avoids hitting the trees,and in his rearview mirror he sees the limo as it sideswipes the other car and goes into a spin. The driver of the other car decides to follow Kybbutz,and then the limo, after POSH gets her bearing, speeds into the back of the CAMERAMAN'S car. The weed-whacker rips through the roof again,creating a large hole,which Jason jumps through after barely a second. He lands on the hood of the limo,and comes face-to-face with SATAN.)
SATAN
I heard a lot about YOU,kid...
(Jason swings the weed-whacker,and SATAN'S head flies off after it slices through his neck. It flies through the air and lands in a tree.)
SEVERED HEAD
Fuck! Not AGAIN!
(Kybbutz's car swerves sharply around a tall tree,and POSH hits the brakes. JASON flies off of the hood and hits the tree spine-first. He just kinda watches as the limo runs into him,and kills the tree,as well.)
POSH
I'm gonna do it again!
(She backs the limo up and revs the engine. This time,however, Jason stands up and as the limo comes,he places his hands on the hood. He begins to rip the car apart. The two remaining SPICE GIRLS watch for a second, and then open the doors and run for their lives. Jason tosses a stray piece of metal away and stalks purposefully after them.)
(CUT to the CAMERAMAN'S car.)
CAMERAMAN
Are they after us?
TOBY
Huh?
CAMERAMAN(looking back) DAMMIT! Are they-
SARAH
Look OUUUTTTT!!
(The CAMERAMAN looks ahead,and is too late to stop the car from plunging off of the cliff ahead of them. The car sails through the air in a gruesome parody of flight, and then it crashes to the ground,upside down.)
(KYBBUTZ stops the car at the edge of the cliff,gets out, and stares down at the wreckage. Nothing moves.)
(Blackout)
(FADE IN on the cabin. CARNAGE is standing on the porch, doing absolutely nothing. There is a bottle of Stolichnaya vodka in his grip. It's mostly full,but he is sober.)
HENRY(Behind him)
Uh...hello?
CARNAGE(smile)
This isn't your vodka,is it,kid?
HENRY
Nah.
(smiles back)
Can you take me to the bus station?
(CUT to the CAMERAMAN'S demolished car. Smoke rises like ghosts into the sky. Kybbutz has gone down to inspect the wreckage,and then SARAH appears,crawling out of what's left of the back. It looks like the car is giving birth to her. Kybbutz runs over,and helps her out.)
KYBBUTZ
You okay?
SARAH(wide-eyed) Yeah...
(Kybbutz slips his jacket over her shoulders.)
SARAH
Thanks.
KYBBUTZ
Right.
(Kybbutz goes over to the car again,and Sarah follows,as if in a dream.)
SARAH
I'm sorry for thinking you were just a fat slob.
KYBBUTZ S'okay. Most people have that first impression of me.
SARAH
Are you married?
(Kybbutz goes to the front of the car and sees the CAMERAMAN. He's dead. His upper body has been severed from the chest up by a huge piece of the windshield. His blood streaks the glass.)
KYBBUTZ
Twenty-three years,kid.
(On the other side of the car,there is a moan.)
SARAH
Toby!
(She runs to his side,and discovers him. She pulls him out,and he groans all the way through. She lays him on the ground.)
TOBY (groggy) I think my leg's broken.
SARAH Toby,you're gonna be okay,we're-
TOBY
Sarah-
SARAH
-gonna get out of here,and-
TOBY
Sarah-
SARAH
and...we're gonna-
TOBY
SARAH! (winces)
SARAH
What?
TOBY
Leave me here.
SARAH
WHAT?!
TOBY
You heard me.
SARAH
But,Toby-
TOBY
I'll only slow us down. We'll ALL die-
SARAH
Toby,you can't just-
(her face crumples,and she begins to cry.) GODDAMMIT,Toby,I LOVE YOU!
TOBY(shocked)
You do?
(She grabs the front of his shirt,and hauls him an inch away from her face.)No.That was just a motivator.I like you a lot,though.I'm NOT leaving you here and that's all there is to it!
TOBY
Well...
SARAH
I am WOMAN,hear me ROAR!
TOBY(smiles) Let's get the hell out of here!
SARAH
Now that's what I wanted to hear! Sit up...
(He does,and she picks him up and slings him over her shoulder.)
SARAH
I'm surprised,I thought you'd be heavier.
(She turns around.)
(Jason is standing there,with his arm around Kybbutz's neck.)
SARAH
Hey,Jason. Or are you Tommy Jarvis? I don't remember. It really doesn't matter...Tommy Jarvis,though,he fucking killed you. And then he became you. I think that's what happened.
KYBBUTZ(clenched teeth) So this Jarvis kid-
SARAH
He shaved off all his hair so that he'd look like Jason. My sister was with him. Then Tommy took Jason's machete and hacked him to pieces. But then Tommy went nuts and became
Jason...it's pretty confusing.
KYBBUTZ
I guess so.
SARAH
Anyway,I think it would be fair to let him go and fight with me,Jason.
TOBY Sarah,what are you doing?
SARAH
Hey,if my sister can do it...(puts him down)
TOBY
You're going to beat him up?
SARAH
I don't know.
(she stands and faces Jason,and Jason tosses Kybbutz aside. He looks at Sarah,nods,and walks back toward the car.)
SARAH
All right...now do you want to just... I dunno,rush toward each other?...
(Jason shrugs)
SARAH
Okay,great...
(They each take a step towards each other,and then there is a loud scream from the right. They stop and look to see SPORTY and POSH running towards them. There is a large hole in SPORTY'S abdomen,and Sporty is trying to keep her insides from gushing out even further.Her large intestine is trailing behind her. POSH is holding the end in one hand,and a blood-soaked axe in the other.)
POSH
I'LL teach you to go SOLO,you greedy little-
(Jason turns and runs after the two remaining SPICE GIRLS. SARAH picks up TOBY again, and after a moment of uncertainty KYBBUTZ drives past them,and then stops.)
KYBBUTZ
Get in!
(Sarah runs to the car,and Kybbutz unlocks the back door. She carefully loads TOBY next to Mr. Victeem,and then jumps into the front.)
SARAH
What now?
KYBBUTZ
Now,we get the hell out of here!
TOBY
What about your partner?
KYBBUTZ
We'll pick him up on the way.
(He floors the accelerator.)
CUT to POSH and SPORTY. POSH has a hold of SPORTY's intestine,and is jamming it down her throat.)
POSH
EAT it! EAAAAT IIIIT!
(A gigantic slimy glob of nastiness flows out and splatters them both. It's like an oil well, a true gusher. POSH stops what she is doing,and holds the intestine still while the unidentifiable goo sprays into the air.)
SPORTY
...rain?...
POSH
That's right,Sporty...The flesh is falling...
(She shoves SPORTY's intestine down her throat again,and SPORTY makes little gurgling sounds as her eyes bug out and her cheeks fill. After a minute,she is still,and overflowing. In the distance,thunder rumbles.)
POSH(stands)
Well,that takes care of THAT.
(She turns away and SPORTY's stomach bursts open with fresh,stinking gas.Posh inhales it as if it were incense.)
(Blackout.)
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