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Spider-Man 3 Caption Contest
Winner: TooCool13
"Pounding Sand" was about to take on a whole new meaning!
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Suspect is sought by police for questioning in the rape of 15 sand mermaids frankiethefly
- "Pounding Sand" was about to take on a whole new meaning! TooCool13
- When did bad dye jobs become a misdemeanor? DisappointedAgain
- Another member of the Bush family expecting a full pardon stationkj
- MTV's The Real World gets a little too real stationkj
- "I'm Mike Rowe, and this is my Dirty Job" stationkj
- On another crazy drunk whim, Brittany Spears has some plastic surgery done stationkj
- "I don't believe I turned down a spot in the last X-men movie for this..." stationkj
- When Paul Reubens came up clean they arrested his friends stationkj
- He didn't realise being a patriot was a violation of the Patriot Act dlew919
- Jim Varney, NYPD Scumby
- "When Paris gets here I'll make her a sand bitch." fellow_consumer
- New Yorkers were far more enthusiastic hosting the 2008 RNC. fellow_consumer
- "May you look worse than the photo on your driver's license!" rottenscum
- You got that shave with a Bic Ultra? michael3b
- Do you not hear me, maggot!?! I said touch it!! michael3b
- Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't love me anymore! michael3b
- He was arrested for accidentally peeping on Rosie O’Donnell, but from the.. nickumoh
- About when criminals ponder the eternal question, "Whatcha gonna do?" ben243243
- This is what happens when you sell bootleg DVDs of "Spider-Man 3" M_H
- Gieco Caveman, shaved and booked for trashing airport signage Lord_Tarmac
- Maybe he'd made one pollack joke too many... ben243243
- spiderman-3 vivi_nevo
- Despite it all, it wasn't the worst blind date he'd been on... dlew919
- Fifth place in Mount Rushmore lookalike contest dlew919
- Even Thomas Haden Church's own side profile looks at him with disgust rainman76x
- It quickly became clear to Church why Nick Nolte turned down the role rainman76x
- "And to think: two years ago I was nominated for an Oscar!" HomeSkillet
- Mr.C, please take down my picture immediately. RidingFool
- Thomas was well in line for the Beagle Boys movie dlew919
- ..Tim Daly and Tony Shaloub remain at large. Drew_Atreides
- paris Hilton's mug shot did not really do her justice... dlew919
- Life Lesson #4568: Never take stock advice from Martha Stewart dlew919
- At least he'd save 50% on Geico... dlew919
- Turns out Officer O'Brien DID remember 'Ned and Stacey' dlew919
- Thomas Haden Church stole the show. Cannon_Fodder
- Metallica never considered that Sandman would really go to Neverland Ranch. Scumby
- Crime: failing this badly at 'Bambi eyes' bionicsneer
- America's Least Wanted rainman76x
- Church is Sandman; he puts you to sleep for all the wrong reasons rainman76x
- Church found out too late wooden acting was a misdemeanor in NYC rainman76x
- Verne? You like takin' pictures? Ya know what I mean, Verne? Scumby
- Ned had finally put an end to Stacy's bitching. Marion
- He Googled "THC" for fun, but the unexpected results landed him in trouble. Huddleston
- Who do I talk to about having my sheets turned down, and a pillow mint? Blihoorlt
- caption shawn_hoelscher
- Imprisoned and Stacey. Cannon_Fodder
- 45 days in prison really changed Paris. Cannon_Fodder
- Sandman's fear of crabs kicked in as he heard about Paris Hilton. fellow_consumer
- "I swear to you, I thought that cat was dead before I tasered it!" sonofthedummy
- "Another day, another actor sent into madness by a Mr. Cranky review." sonofthedummy
- Since when is having sex with 14 year old Philipino boys illegal? It's... foxjedi
- His crime? Being an unnecessary character in a summer blockbuster. foxjedi
- The aftermath of the murder of Roy Biggins Yamato
- "Is he mutated? Listen bud, he's got sand for blood!" Mr_Nonsense
- Unknow to Church the wineries started putting H.G.H. in Merlot Lord_Tarmac
- "To the left, to the left..." Mr_Nonsense
- Spider-Man 3 Caption Contest StefanP
- MSNBC catches another child predator polabareus
- When MLB says you need "Expressed Written Consent" to tape their ballgames, nickumoh
- Ernest On Steroids Scumby
- Prison Math: If She=15, You=5-10 nickumoh
- Jail photographer couldn't stop laughing when he asked for "Sideways" shot. nickumoh
- I'm guessing the body cavity search preceded the mug shot in this case. OscarTamerz
- These chin and jaw implants are really paying off. Lord_Tarmac
- Church demonstrating his emotional range from angry to constipated SPARGS
- “But Ted Kennedy told me pants were optional at the fundraiser! I swear!" vectorzero
- For the last time, I am not dressed up as the Terminator. RogueDragon
- "That bastard Shalhoub promised me a guest spot on Monk!" Otm_Shank
- WHO called me a candy-colored clown? Otm_Shank
- Window puppet shows're illegal in NY, especially if the puppet's a cocksock nickumoh
- The Matress Tag Bandit caught at last! ben243243
- Let's Go To Prison Blackbeard
- Marko marked! MR_MUCUS
- Thankfully, Church happened to wear his novelty mug shot T-Shirt that day. ben243243
- Only celebrities get their mugshots on canvas. ben243243
- Ironically, the real crime was Topher Grace being cast as Venom. Huddleston
- Lowell had finally had enough of the Hackett Brothers' crap. Huddleston
- Mr. Cranky's Sr. class pic...Most likely to pick a bad caption. Lord_Tarmac
- In prison, "being in Church" had an entirely different meaning. The_Shill
- Rosie O'donnell before make-up Bobo
- My gaydar sense is tingling nickumoh
- Gimme the Nolte 'do. jelly1
- Guilty of ignoring the separation of Church and state JPBuckner
- His Eharmony photo choice could have been better JPBuckner
- "Ned and Stacey" finally caught up to him JPBuckner
- SpiderMan 3 caption JoeBird
- Broadway wans't ready for Church's 1-man "Sideways"... Drew_Atreides
- Sandman's audition at the Apollo ended poorly. tanner88
- Kirsten Dunst had it coming stationkj
- By the time the second Sandman showed up, the theaters were empty. tanner88
- The paparazzi just pushed him too far.. stationkj
- Lowell Mather, presumed armed and dangerous stationkj
- Church would finally face justice for making "Rolling Kansas". tanner88
- In prison, his sandy ass is glass. tanner88
- "Someone's got the NYPD blues." MR_MUCUS
- "SWM: Likes sand, hates spiders & Super Cuts." MR_MUCUS
- "Another satisfied Super Cuts customer!" MR_MUCUS
- "A wine-tasting trip in northern California ends on a really bad note." MR_MUCUS
- "Nick Nolte: The Year Years" MR_MUCUS
- "Grundle still didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly." MR_MUCUS
- You lock me up, but Nic Cage can go on making films like Wicker Man? ben243243
- In hindsight, Church could've piccked a better Christmas Card picture. ben243243
- B-List celebrity career revivial. ben243243
- Whoa, someone should've told me I had an earwax problem. ben243243
- Eh, Nolte was better in the role. ben243243
- CSI: Olduvai die maus
- Guilty. Of impersonating Ross Perot. die maus
- Suspect Number 7367432 Name: Magnon, Crow die maus
- Suspect Number 7367432. Name: Magnum, Crow die maus
- "Hi! My name is Earl" die maus
- X-Man after being arrested outside Hilary Duff's apartment Duffy
- wanna bang? thevillagejoke
- Life can be rough for former "Wings" cast members... M_H
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