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Stick It Caption Contest
Winner: guitargabe/nickumoh
"In Bizarro World, Moses parted a different Red C."
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New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- I Reluctantly Accept nickumoh
- Calisthenics with the Spice Girls vectorzero
- The new V-8 ad campaign was a little too provacative for some tv viewers www.piranhakeeper.com
- Despite what the big head said, the small head told him there really was... www.piranhakeeper.com
- In retrospect, he wish he spent his $10.00 bill on $2.00 whores separately. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Some cite the "Bush In Ooh-4" campaign ads on Cinemax as turning the electn www.piranhakeeper.com
- Ron Jeremy soon realized he overestimated how well hung he was. www.piranhakeeper.com
- This episode of ElimiDate, all the girls really meant business. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Allah had no more virgins so Acmed the bomber got stuck wth 4 skanky whores www.piranhakeeper.com
- Joe Isuzu's new advertising campaign. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Strip Club at Dolly-Wood was not a popular attraction. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 4 Camel Toes and 2 Humps does not necessarily = a Camel. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The male aerobics instructor shows great flexibility as he led the ladies. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Joe Pesci tells an exaggerated story of his sex life in "Raging Bullshitter www.piranhakeeper.com
- Dr. Melphi had little problems interpretting Tony Sopranos latest dream. www.piranhakeeper.com
- 'What's black and white and red all over?' <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- He didn't view women as just T&A, he viewed them as just A,P, and L. www.piranhakeeper.com
- 'Wait til' we get our Hanes on you!' - The Nazi Years. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Ralphie didn't realize that his obsession with legs was going too far. katgirl1
- I am the Moses of ass. guitargabe
- "Hey...They promised me 72 virgins." katgirl1
- "Hey the promised me 72 virgins" katgirl1
- YUM!!!! katgirl1
- "Highlegger: In the end there can be only one..." Sean_Cockery
- "White House Intern Auditions" 0wnz
- CANNONBALL!!!!! nickumoh
- Choice is good thought the Morman husband. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The mobster was very thorough finding out which girl stole his pinky ring www.piranhakeeper.com
- Kay walked in on Michael Corleone at a very inopportune moment. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Auditions for the Esther Williams biopic were pretty intense." MR_MUCUS
- She's got legs, and she knows how to use them... JPBuckner
- Goldfish in the Toilet = www.piranhakeeper.com TMundo
- In "20,001 A Wishful Fantasy"... www.piranhakeeper.com
- Fart Factor conveyor belt of anal stench was his next stunt. Ppphhhtttchch! www.piranhakeeper.com
- In the live action South Park, they also had the guy who spliced genes... www.piranhakeeper.com
- I can't believe it's not tuna. www.piranhakeeper.com
- boy, it smells fishy in here captain_coolio
- caption captain_coolio
- Top Ten Captions. Mr_Nonsense
- Well Doctor, perhaps this photo can better explain how I got Crabs scarlet_ohara
- How They Punish Convicted Enron Employees at Club Fed Hamartoma
- Problem employees at the goo goo doll factory get stuck in refurbishment. fellow_consumer
- Good thing my friend Cheech isn't here; I can't imagine what he'd say. fellow_consumer
- "Christmas comes early at Mr. Cranky's house." sonofthedummy
- Why synchronised swimmers practice indoors. MuhammadAus
- The producers knew they had to do something to get men to see this movie Shelby001
- The girls knew the competition would be stiff Shelby001
- Kickass Productions presents "Grey's Anatomy" KristinitaMaria
- "If erection lasts more than four hours, see your doctor immediately." Flash M
- opening sequence for The Happy Time Railroad Show fellow_consumer
- The life sized Catherine Tramell dolls would be a big hit with... TMundo
- Jack White reflects on his past glories. BleezeMonkey
- The trailer for David Lynch's remake of "Walt Disney's Beaver Valley". Heywood_JBlowme
- Introducing the new McMuff burger with authentic tuna sauce. MuhammadAus
- "And he thought lamaze classes would be boring!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Eventually the part went to Famke Janssen, who's try out..." Mr_Nonsense
- "And to think...I was going to go into medicine" sparks24neo
- And to think... sparks24neo
- Octopussy Xur
- We are definately going to get a leg up on the competition. JPBuckner
- American Sign Language, as developed by Heidi Fleiss JPBuckner
- As I was travelling to St. Ives... JPBuckner
- Maternity ward at a Kaiser hospital. MR_MUCUS.
- The Vagina Polylogues. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Jeff Bridges' "Hollywood Smorgasbord". Heywood_JBlowme
- I'm no gynecologist, but I did stay at Holiday Inn Express last night yvr73
- Now you know why the movie's called "Stick It"... dead_man_walkin
- Karate Kid 4: Unrated Edition MR_MUCUS.
- "Coach, why do you always have the cheerleaders practicing their 'T's?" MR_MUCUS.
- Human Scrabble pieces. MR_MUCUS.
- The quick and the spread. MR_MUCUS.
- Something went awry at the genetics lab Lounge-Lizzard
- Kalib the great can rotate his torso and fold his legs completely back nickumoh
- contortionist, Kalib the great can rotate his torso and nickumoh
- While Johny Cage is distracted, Sonya Blade preforms the scissor leg grab. nickumoh
- The 'Big' Lebowski needs no Viagra. yvr73
- The Las Vegas buffet to end all Las Vegas buffets. MR_MUCUS.
- Playboy's new furniture line. MR_MUCUS.
- caption quibix
- 007 against Catterpussy Tank Boy
- After a few hundred thousand dollars, Scientology finally pays off. foxjedi
- Jeff Bridges decided not to tell girls that "Stick It" was not a porn movie katgirl1
- Finally, Clonaid got it right! nickumoh
- The Communist’s take on Gynecology LordAndrew
- Damn, what a night to run out of Viagra frankiethefly
- Choo, choo. I love a train ride. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Demostration of the new Toyota Echo drive train. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I thought I spelled something fishy. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Extreme Sports: Muff Diving Junk_Yard_Dog
- A V P IV Junk_Yard_Dog
- The remake of the Big Lebowski had a bit more spice to it Drew_Atreides
- Clark Kent thought about a career in gynecology.... TheWreck
- Robert Palmer's remake of 'Addicted to Love' was still ahead of its time nickumoh
- "After that day nobody ever asked 'Where's the queef?' again." Mr_Nonsense
- Something fishy is going on, he thought. Xur
- "A popular exhibit at the Clinton Library." Dano
- "Hugh Hefner's birthday cake still isn't ready yet..." sonofthedummy
- I'm just as flexible as you ladies, SEE! Shelby001
- Rod Stewart's new video for his greatest hits was not well-received. Parca_Mortem
- Scouting for Sharon Stone's stand-in wasn't as pleasant as it sounded. Parca_Mortem
- Petrovich often faced hard choices in his career as a coach. MuhammadAus
- The infinite improbability drive opened up an unfamiliar universe to X-Man. fellow_consumer
- Queef Pie For The Straight Guy fellow_consumer
- Hard working stiffs needed to fill positions on RealDoll ass. line. fellow_consumer
- You'll love your RealDoll(tm); 'Cracker Jack' did. A surprise in every box! fellow_consumer
- What would have happened if Cypher was plugged back into the matrix nickumoh
- Do women fall at your feet? Maybe you have gingivitis. fellow_consumer
- "One girl was the clear winner, as scissors beats paper every time." Mr_Nonsense
- whoregasbored: ennui triggered by toxic levels of queef exposure. fellow_consumer
- The first clue to the syncronized swimming team that something was awry... nickumoh
- What guys wish went on cams in Yahoo chatrooms gamerarocks
- The one posession De Niro wouldn't have walked away from in the movie Heat nickumoh
- "Do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in... nickumoh
- Even this temptation couldn't convince Igor to believe it's not butter. foxjedi
- You idiots! I said we need a posse! Posse! foxjedi
- "Eeeeenie...meenie...meinie........moe!" hotkarl
- Caption: Bridges does remake of C-hunt. gumby
- The Great Wall of Crotch hotkarl
- Caption: Bridging the generation gap. gumby
- Caption: V for viagra. gumby
- She Hate Me: Part II nickumoh
- Caption: Give me V. Give me an A. Give me a G. gumby
- Caption: The lapdance to end all lapdances. gumby
- Caption: Vagina monologues, the musical. gumby
- "Bella Karoly's wet dream." Mr_Nonsense
- Testing station 4B at the Danskin factory gamerarocks
- Unfortunately he was still thinking about the other 67 virgins gamerarocks
- Bob was glad he opted for the buffet. eudaimonia
- The Dark Side..is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural nickumoh
- The two oddly shaped balls in back appropriately forshadowed the sex scene nickumoh
- Hal Warren's ghost is pouring gasoline on his own grave right now gamerarocks
- Losing another game of 'Spot the balls' gamerarocks
- Mobile Infantry training? Sign me up! gamerarocks
- Dirk Squarejaw meets the Pussycat Dolls gamerarocks
- Oooh! My Spidersense is tingling! Time to "Guess Who's Menstruating!" grraphicsgrrl
- ...and then he's pelted with ping-pong balls. Alright! We get it! grraphicsgrrl
- A little to the right, a little more, more. THERE! Now nail it gamerarocks
- Coach's test worked: the lone virgin is revealed! Bobo
- Ivan Gregoriev - President of HeMan WomanHaters, Pinsk branch gamerarocks
- Why Stalin knew he'd win the war gamerarocks
- The team just needed some ping-pong balls to practice the routine. Cannon_Fodder
- "I see jailbait..." Flash M
- "Duck... duck... duck... duck... GOOSE!" Flash M
- FBI girls! Spread 'em! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Oregon State gymnastics camp gamerarocks
- "Hi! I'm St Peter." gamerarocks
- CGI charged 10 grand a frame to hide the guy's boner nickumoh
- The girls had a high degree of difficulty, but his routine was the hardest. nickumoh
- First movie ever to be simulcast on Spike TV and the Lifetime Channel nickumoh
- The day Enis the unic got an erection. nickumoh
- Smells Like Teen Spirit nickumoh
- "Cootch! There it is!" MR_MUCUS
- V!!!! nunununununu... automat
- "Why do I have this craving for seafood?" I_Hate_Movies
- "Half the budget was spent on Nair." MR_MUCUS
- "Thank you, Thigh Master!" MR_MUCUS
- The original casting session for Basic Instinct. Cannon_Fodder
- Most people easily picked out the scene Paul Verhoeven guest directed. Cannon_Fodder
- "I love my job!!" Cannon_Fodder
- At that point, he completely lost his train of thought. Xur
- The threat of jail never tasted so sweet... Xur
- So this was what it was like to be 'Beyond the Valley of the Dolls' dlew919
- The best part of bowling is the seven/ten split. Junk_Yard_Dog
- he wondered if he could pick up the spare. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The needs of the one is greater than the needs of the many. Junk_Yard_Dog
- It's good to be the gym teacher! Cannon_Fodder
- Tuesdays orgy had an impressive spread. Cannon_Fodder
- The fake federal crotch inspector card worked wonders. Cannon_Fodder
- Some cunning stunts. Cannon_Fodder
- "O.k, legs up who farted" Devo
- This wasn't exactly what Officer Dan expected when he told the www.piranhakeeper.com
- Casino originally had a scene where Joe Pesci seeks Sharon Stone in a house www.piranhakeeper.com
- Hannibal Lector looks back at all the pieces of ass he had. www.piranhakeeper.com
- He had his dream job as quality control at the blow up doll assembly line. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Hell was worse than Richard Simmons had imagined it fellow_consumer
- The porn convention had a unique way of rolling out the carpet. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Austin Powers in Stick it...Stick it...Stick it...Stick it! Yeah baby! www.piranhakeeper.com
- The coach was challenged to turn this group of pussies into a football team www.piranhakeeper.com
- A&E examines Sharon Stones film career www.piranhakeeper.com
- Michael Corleone looks for Hymen Roth in a crowd. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Mr. X was complexed at where to find Centipede woman's g spot. www.piranhakeeper.com
- 007 in Quadpussy www.piranhakeeper.com
- V for Vaginas www.piranhakeeper.com
- At long last, movie advertises have sunk to my level. Pillgrin79
- Movie poster for Basic Instinct 4 www.piranhakeeper.com
- Suppose they had an orgy and nobody came (including this schmuck)? fellow_consumer
- Otto Fellator and the Butthole Surfers, laying down some nasty licks. fellow_consumer
- Group gynecological exam Devo
- Spot the penis was a Boy Scout troop leader's favorite game Form-VII
- Voter turn out reached record highs thanks to MTV's subliminal vote ads Form-VII
- Roman Polanski's version of an all you can eat buffet Form-VII
- Spot the virgin Devo
- Chernobyl mutation results in Ivan: The Human Centipede Devo
- What sperms dream about. MR_MUCUS.
- Mormon foreplay. MR_MUCUS.
- The suicide bomber realized he had made the right choice. nickumoh
- 699999! nickumoh
- When will diarrhea strike you? nickumoh
- The very next day, Megan's Law went into effect. nickumoh
- "The Dude's" condition at 60. michael3b
- Eating at the 'Y' takes on a whole new meaning. RidingFool
- "The pep squad had difficulty mastering their YMCA routine" Theodoric
- The PTA later regretted not giving background checks. nickumoh
- "Jenny's daydream" Theodoric
- Why junior coaches often get arrested. MuhammadAus
- I am Petrovich, your coach. And yes! This is important part of training! MuhammadAus
- "What ever it is I think I see, becomes a juicy hole to me." nickumoh
- Join your local gym, meet interesting people & f*ck them MuhammadAus
- Rigorous testing of panty sheer. MuhammadAus
- Fred was just doing his job - it wasn't his fault he liked it. MuhammadAus
- Through the eyes of Fifty Cent nickumoh
- You had me at 'Stick' nickumoh
- New from Wham-O: Self Lubricating Slip and Slide. nickumoh
- Richar Attenborougho examines the reclusive pussy-pede. michael3b
- Inside the dreams of director Roman Polanski. sonofthedummy
- Note to self...Tasha needs a Brazilian. foxjedi
- "Conner Lingust was the most popular gymnastics instructor in the state." Mr_Nonsense
- "Unnoticed, the deadly red ball was poised to attack." Mr_Nonsense
- Synchronized Beaver Flashing was the most popular new Olympic event Rudy Gallant
- "I see...spread people." Mr_Nonsense
- Van Damme's age was starting to show Drew_Atreides
- "'Stick It' was exactly what he was thinking." Mr_Nonsense
- I don't think I can stand up for a few hours... Great Cthulhu
- "Once again Hollywood portrayal of gynecology was inaccurate." Mr_Nonsense
- It was a mundane job, putting the mannequin's legs together. TMundo
- V for Vagina TMundo
- U.S. Olympic synchronized swimmers practice. TMundo
- Ulysses prepares to fire his arrow, for the suitors were not strong enough. TMundo
- Camel Toesday at the Playboy Mansion. nickumoh
- "...I think about it every night and day. Spread my wings and fly away" nickumoh
- In former Soviet Union I'd be called a pedophile. America, what a country! Mr_Nonsense
- "For some situations the Twat Team is called upon." Mr_Nonsense
- "Gymkata 2, the rare sequel that's better than the original." Mr_Nonsense
- "Gymn-nasty!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Proof that the PG-13 rating has become a joke." Mr_Nonsense
- "Float like a butterfly, spread like an eagle!" Mr_Nonsense
- US Olympic Muff Diving training facility MR_MUCUS.
- Side effects from Levitra include double vision... nickumoh
- Coach was supprised to noticed that one of the 'girls' was wearing a cup. nickumoh
- Coach was confident his team would cover the spread. JPBuckner
- There were some days when Jim loathed being a sports gynecologist M_H
- V for Viagra nickumoh
- Some days, Steve had too much free time at the mannequin factory. JPBuckner
- Basic Instinct Stunt Double Tryouts nickumoh
- In Spiderman 3, Mary Jane is bitten in the leg by a radioactive spider nickumoh
- The commute to my new apartment is a killer, but the view is to die for. JPBuckner
- It's good to be the king. JPBuckner
- Scientist at Hugh Heffner Labs create the perfect woman. nickumoh
- Heaven's Gate. Throwing_Muses
- Anyone else have a sudden craving for salmon? foxjedi
- Let the pie eating contest begin! gnosticdogma
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