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Strange Wilderness Caption Contest
Winner: MR_MUCUS
"ZAAAAHN!!"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Evolution takes a wrong turn. JohnFx
- No Friggin' Way.... Hamartoma
- Great pick! nickumoh
- Youre the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirr MuhammadAus
- "Psst! Hey you in the blue shirt. Is the writers strike over yet?" nickumoh
- DAMN! I could a had a V-Ape pianojazz
- "This wilderness certainly is strange" stationkj
- "Brokepelvis Mountain" Dano
- What would you do for a Klondike Bar? JPBuckner
- Honey, I'm ovulating LScott
- Is there a winner in the near future? ROTJob
- Queer eye for the ape guy dlew919
- Too late, Steve realized he had cast his only paying customer. HeresJohnny
- The Yeti Mind Trick was making him have second thoughts about a divorce. michael3b
- So easy, even a caveman can do him. michael3b
- Robot Monster II: The Roboting dlew919
- When Grundle Met X-Man... Pr0cession
- Tell me you didn't use all of the shaving cream. michael3b
- Hey, Socrates! How about you get in here and do the god-damned dishes! michael3b
- Bo Duke stumbles across Uncle Jesse's nudist retreat. MR_MUCUS
- "Hey get back here and finish my bikini wax" JELLYFISH
- The courtship of Yetti and his father. nickumoh
- The Therapist Would Later Regret Advising Him To Let Out His Inner Child... quipster
- The Human Paladin searches for the Mithril deposit around the Yeti Cave Hamartoma
- "This relationship just isn't evolving the way I thought it would..." Hamartoma
- "Rogaine: Cause I'm not just a doctor, I'm also a client" Hamartoma
- "Nick Nolte had no patience for the press after his arrest" Hamartoma
- Ok guys, bring in the cameras, the vice president will do the interview! Yamato
- Postponed lasik surgery, and a thing for hairy fat chicks,... nickumoh
- Steve Zahn is "The Wookie Whisperer" Stubob_Sweatpants
- Sorry to have walked in on you Ms. O'Donnell, but we need you in make up... nickumoh
- So, if Bigfoot sees his shadow, we get 6 more weeks of bad movies? JPBuckner
- Tough decisions: Die in desert heart, or hide in a cave with Ron Jeremy. ROTJob
- Coaching Yeti Mind field Soccer would never make a permanent career. IMUSTBECRAZY
- "My Cave is Worth What?" HGTV tonight. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Zahn got survival tips from Cosmo mag; doesn't play dead, plays hard to get nickumoh
- Coming this fall: The Chronicles of Gillian’s Islands IMUSTBECRAZY
- Bill and Hillary's forgotten children seek a way home. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Stop thinking of your credit score and run you idiot! IMUSTBECRAZY
- Endanger species, my a$$. Starbucks there. Porn video store there... IMUSTBECRAZY
- Stupid girlfriend said I should get directions! Girls, unbelievable. IMUSTBECRAZY
- Have you been to the Getty, yeti? Nuke_Mecca
- Nobody puts Chewie in a cave. DisappointedAgain
- Nobody puts Biggie in a cave. DisappointedAgain
- Brokeback Mountain - The Outtakes Hamartoma
- Tom Brady was unaware of an extremely irate Patriots fan approaching Hamartoma
- Wow, and Heath Ledger thought he had a monkey on his back. HicksRollsInGrave
- I swear to GOD that I had some Oscar buzz this year...that's just silly. Huddleston
- When Harry Met Sammy Scumby
- Gilette: The best shave a primate can get. MuhammadAus
- Bigfoot regretted not telling his partner he liked them shaved last night. HicksRollsInGrave
- "I WILL HUG HIM AND PET HIM AND KEEP HIM FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER!" The Gentleman
- Bigfoot only caught a glimpse of the legendary, forest-dwelling Steve Zahn The Gentleman
- Steve Zahn and Bigfoot are Bob Dylan in I'm Not There 2: Getting Desperate The Gentleman
- The New Remake of "Searching for Bobby Fischer" The Gentleman
- Is he searching for Bigfoot? No; Hannah Montana concert tickets rainman76x
- A Hollywood nepotite says: "Maybe Ed Wood SHOULDN'T be my inspiration." vectorzero
- Rosie, we know you're here somewhere. They want you back on the View. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Zahn anxiously waits for his date, constantly aroused by the knowledge of www.piranhakeeper.com
- In the 15 years later movie version of Land of the Lost, www.piranhakeeper.com
- The search for intelligent life on Planet Hollywood turned out... vectorzero
- Ironically, he was feeling a bit of randy jungle fever just at that time. Scumby
- "Brokeback Bigfoot" Yamato
- Thank God the missing link turned out to be a woman. HicksRollsInGrave
- More amazing than finding Sasquatch, finding out he has no belly button. HicksRollsInGrave
- The last picture taken at the J. Crew photo shoot. HicksRollsInGrave
- "Little did he know the gorilla his dreams was right behind him." MR_MUCUS
- "Turnout for Crankycon 2008 was underwhelming, at best." lost_cause
- "I like bigfoots and I cannot lie." Cannon_Fodder
- Indiana Jones and the Straight to DVD Sequel. Cannon_Fodder
- Side kick for the bigfoot. Cannon_Fodder
- "Dude, where's my Sasquatch?" Cannon_Fodder
- teve picked the worst possible day to wear his belt made out of jerky. nickumoh
- "Survivor: Island of Dr. Moreau Edition" MR_MUCUS
- "Rescue Zahn from the Planet of the Apes." MR_MUCUS
- "ZAAAAAHNNNN!!!" MR_MUCUS
- "You know what they say about guys with Bigfeet." MR_MUCUS
- Next Up, My Date With A European Woman... quipster
- Wow, His Parents Really Did Find Robin Williams Under A Stone... quipster
- WILD . . . the new cologne for men. die maus
- Carson Kressley ponders his greatest makeover challenge to date JPBuckner
- "When young Nick Nolte met old Nick Nolte." MR_MUCUS
- Bin Laden's new disguise manages to fool the CIA again. Yamato
- Special behind the scene shots of the making of "Rambo" Yamato
- "I buried that Furby doll & HGH bottle around here somewhere 10 years ago." nickumoh
- Ultra-low budget Star Wars remake- they could afford a real Chewie, not Han Thonor
- The "wolf date" from hell stationkj
- "Sheesh - People wonder why we Bigfoots don't WANT to evolve..." Thonor
- In retrospect, Herzog's sequel to Rescue Dawn was ill-advised... M_H
- Brokeback Wookie. sonofthedummy
- I'll wager you that I can pass this Bigfoot off as upper class at the ball. sonofthedummy
- Ben Stiller's cameo on "Lost." Nuke_Mecca
- Gillette presents: before and after! footballinthegroin
- Jack Links Beef Jerfy presents "Messin' with Steve Zahn" Otm_Shank
- Evolution in One Lesson Otm_Shank
- The Writer's Strike was finally felt as another Dumb & Dumber was made RogueDragon
- Oh yeah baby, I'll call you next week convenor
- Brittany's new security was a little unorthodoxed but effective stationkj
- "No sign of Jack Black, keep looking people" stationkj
- Afterwards Steve had a hell of a hairball to cough up. stationkj
- Steve is sent to interview the Martian Bigfoot stationkj
- National Lampoon's sponsors Eddie Bauer's new catalog stationkj
- "Chewie is that you?" stationkj
- Bigfoot applied the heimlich maneuver and saved Steve's life stationkj
- And Steve Zhan was never heard from again, much like his career stationkj
- Back to the Future IV: Sasquatch Out Time stationkj
- "Yeti didn't think anything was odd." Mr_Nonsense
- "Most people got up and left during Robin Williams's nude scene." Mr_Nonsense
- "Messing with Sasquatch, proudly showing off your clean shave." Mr_Nonsense
- "Seconds later, Harry Meats Henderson" Mr_Nonsense
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