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Street Kings Caption Contest
Winner: DarthGaul
"I'M GONNA GET YOU, GAY THOUGHTS!"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- I..I JUST CANT BELIEVE IT!! I HAVE SO MANY TO THANK!... DarthGaul
- NEXT WEEK: A PRIZE Mr_Cranky
- Pulp Fiction II suffered from not getting Tarantino on board. dlew919
- The Robert Blake House Scumby
- Roid rage Xur
- He could tell by all the holes in the wall how lucky he was to be alive Xur
- I know what you're thinking, did I eat 5 tacos or 6? Do ya feel lucky, punk JPBuckner
- Speedy Gonzalez couldn't outrun a .38. Scumby
- "Danny Devito? You're under arrest." scarlet_ohara
- The realization that the poor caption efforts might be due to fear of a www.piranhakeeper.com
- Gnome executioner scarlet_ohara
- Keanu tries out a new facial expression, but the pain is too great. Huddleston
- Keanu fights off the woodpeckers the only way he knows how. Cannon_Fodder
- "That's the last time a store clerk criticises my performance in Dracula." Cannon_Fodder
- Funny how during store shoot-outs he'd wind up over by the gay porn section MR_MUCUS
- It was surprisingly easy to pry Heston's gun out of his hands. Scumby
- Police Academy 8 - Circle K Patrol aka when you can't get Steve Guttenberg gamerarocks
- Seeing "Point Break" in the $1 bins was the final straw. The_Shill
- Somtimes, you just need a package of Rolo. The_Shill
- The gerbil screamed as Keanu clenched his butt cheeks. The_Shill
- Keanu flaunts his prize from Charlton Heston's deathbed. Otm_Shank
- "I want beef jerky sticks. Thousands of beef jerky sticks." Otm_Shank
- 7-11 of Sand and Fog gamerarocks
- Keanu Reeves IS Lou Diamond Phillips AS Jose IN gamerarocks
- River's Edge 2: The Reckoning. tictactommy
- Whoa, dude. This isn't a gun, it's a lighter! tictactommy
- No matter how many times he fired, Gary Busey wouldn't die! Drew_Atreides
- ..and thus did Brendan Fraser die, and Keanu's career ops expanded... Drew_Atreides
- Things at the Circle K were about to escalate... Drew_Atreides
- Keanu and his "agent" wrap up negotiations on another film deal... Drew_Atreides
- As Bill's lifeless body crashed to the ground, Ted realised this adventure dlew919
- Finally, Keanu Reeves is called in to get Patrick Swayze to stop smoking. HicksRollsInGrave
- Hide-n-seek at Woody Harrelsons house. HicksRollsInGrave
- The LAPD raids "Where Theres Smoke, Theres Pliers" Hardware store. HicksRollsInGrave
- Dude, where's my career? fellow_consumer
- The smoke said it all--the Pillsbury Doughboy won't be taken alive rainman76x
- "Ok, on three--one, two, three, THINK!" rainman76x
- Keanu proved incredibly stealthy as a member of the thought police rainman76x
- Dude, acting lessons are on aisle 2 JPBuckner
- The director unsuccessfully tried to recreate the scene from the first Crow Form-VII
- If you thought 'The Bad Lieutenant' was a bad actor . . . fellow_consumer
- And no one tried to overstage Keanu ever again... Form-VII
- Johnny Quest's reunion with Hadji after two tours in Iraq ended tragically Form-VII
- Something's gotta give 2: This time he gets the girl Form-VII
- David Cronenberg's bio pic of the Village People took artistic liberties Form-VII
- I know Kung Fu...but I prefer the splatter effect of the 9mm Form-VII
- Who da fuck says we're bitter about the economy?? Form-VII
- 7-11: We do more before 0900am then most people do all day Form-VII
- Keanu stars in the modern version of 'Antoine Lavoisier - My life's work' gamerarocks
- Somewhere, Charlton Heston utters a deep, heavy sigh gamerarocks
- Duuuuude, I need a bigger gun gamerarocks
- Methinks someone is Turning Japanese gamerarocks
- "There's about to be a serious clean up on isle three" Form-VII
- The lake house wasn't the same with Sandra Bullock's blood on the floor. Huddleston
- It's so easy, Keanu can do it. Huddleston
- ...and soon they will be Burger Kings. Huddleston
- A reject from the "Army of One" poster contest. die maus
- Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? die maus
- Marco...marco...marco...hey, maybe that guy really was robbing the store. HicksRollsInGrave
- "Secretly video tape us, will you Rodney?" Hamartoma
- MR. ANDERSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHN! Hamartoma
- "Johnny Utah spent the last 16 years avoiding Lori Petty." Mr_Nonsense
- Hide BEHIND the wall, moron! rainman76x
- Keanu accidentally joins the LAPD, thinking it was an abbr. for lapd nickumoh
- Some citie have harsher punishment than others for misscalling shinanegans nickumoh
- Scumby tries to return Pauley Shore DVD for store credit with no receipt. nickumoh
- Street Kings are made of these... nickumoh
- No more Mr. Vice Guy nickumoh
- The LAPD are finally called in to break up the Mr. Cranky flame war. Otm_Shank
- The Cannamatrix Scumby
- Evil Robot Ted from the future puts an end to future Keanu films. Scumby
- Keanu Reeves loses an acting battle with a bottle of water. Film at 11. foxjedi
- The fight for support of the super-delegates took a strange turn JPBuckner
- A Scanner Fartly JPBuckner
- Point Break 2: Veeps target Qwikee Marts JPBuckner
- Survivor: San Dimas JPBuckner
- He knew Martin Lawrence was around here somewhere Xur
- "I see dumb people" Xur
- "Must . . . reach . . . bottle of . . . pink water." die maus
- "Should've brought a bigger gun . . ." die maus
- Keanu is confronted by the cold, lifeless body of his acting work. Scumby
- summer 2009... bill and ted's excellent bank heist cntlscrut1
- Cheech & Chong's Last Movie Scumby
- "Johnny Knew Chronic." Mr_Nonsense
- "Something was up, most party stores turn off their fog machines by 9 P.M." Mr_Nonsense
- "Helluva time to have a brain fart." Mr_Nonsense
- Chuck Norris hears a rumor that Keanu Reeves knows kung fu stationkj
- "CUT! God Damn it Reeves! Your line is Whoa!" Form-VII
- After his career died, Keanu went hunting for Alex Winter's stationkj
- The raid on Cypress Hill went as planned and noone was injured stationkj
- Neo's feelings of Deja Vu where because he was in the Matrix and not in Spe Form-VII
- "I am an F B I agent!" stationkj
- "Bogus!" stationkj
- Tom Cruise loves to photoshop police videos. michael3b
- The "Cops" spin-off, "Confused Trainees" was less suspenseful. HicksRollsInGrave
- The Keanu species of Reeves searches for food; he senses danger. HicksRollsInGrave
- He was out of bullets, but even worse, forgot how to re-tie his shoe. HicksRollsInGrave
- Smoooooke on bottled waaaateeer... HicksRollsInGrave
- Keanu Reeves. HicksRollsInGrave
- The LAPD cracks down on second hand smoke. HicksRollsInGrave
- Christmas with the Cheneys. dlew919
- It's times like these you need Minties dlew919
- The Dogstar audition for Phil Spector went about as well as expected. dlew919
- Speed III: If the building drops below 0 mph, then .... BOOM! dlew919
- Ant problems? Call Orth-Neo! scarlet_ohara
- Another reason why firearms and clambakes don't mix scarlet_ohara
- C'mon Morpheus, give us a flush for heaven's sake! Hamartoma
- Keanu couldn't handle the stench from the latest Uwe Boll offering either Hamartoma
- "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico" Hamartoma
- "Give me all your Dogstar CDs! There's a bonfire out back!" Otm_Shank
- (Please note the lack of "thought bubbles). ROTJob
- I caught my first tube today.....sir. ROTJob
- Caution! Keanu is highly flammable. Cannon_Fodder
- Alex Winter is back in town and he's gunning for Keanu. Cannon_Fodder
- I`M GONNA GET YOU, GAY THOUGHTS! DarthGaul
- Keanu, buddy. Too much cologne. Again. DisappointedAgain
- Whoa, Keanu's guns actually smoke! DisappointedAgain
- The 8th season of The Shield lacked a certain something M_H
- The huge amount of lingering crack smoke was the first clue Robert Downey www.piranhakeeper.com
- Keanu, the less animated of the Reeves, after the accident (and death). www.piranhakeeper.com
- Keanu's farts don't just ignite, they smoke! www.piranhakeeper.com
- No matter how much he tried, no one would try to talk Keanu out of suicide www.piranhakeeper.com
- Keanu searches for the ugly stick Xur
- We've got to stop that bus before the bank robbing surfers hack the Matrix! sonofthedummy
- "Maybe if I shut my eyes, Sean Penn will leave me alone." sonofthedummy
- "If this puff of smoke drops below 50MPH we're all going to die!" sonofthedummy
- "LAPD! Stop so I can shoot you!" sonofthedummy
- "Keanu desperately searched for Beano, but it was already to late." MR_MUCUS
- "This shot was rejected because the gauze was over the wrong spot." MR_MUCUS
- "The Mist II: Mini-Mist'" MR_MUCUS
- "An Inconvenience Store." MR_MUCUS
- "If the LAPD can't catch Slimer, who ya gonna call?" MR_MUCUS
- "More like 'Street Queens'." MR_MUCUS
- "The LAPD gets tough on second hand smoke." MR_MUCUS
- "Whoa!" MR_MUCUS
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