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Nick draws his foot back and kicks Slater in the head with his steel toed Docs. After rolling over a few times, he still lays there unconscious. Coaster is shocked.
COASTER: Jesus! Jesus CHRIST!
NICK: Yeah, I know! That usually wakes the cocksucker right up! (He turns away) Porter? Throw this piece of shit in the trunk of that limo with the Harley, will ya? And be careful! That's a custom paintjob.
As the Porter does so, Nick climbs into the back of the limo with Coaster.
NICK: (Muttering under his breath) Motherfuckin' film students…
CUT TO inside the limo as the trunk shuts and the car takes off. Nick sighs and looks up at Coaster, who's sitting across from him..
NICK: So what did I do to piss off Godmother enough to pair me up with that cow tipping assclown?
COASTER: Remember when you said you'd do her in the forums?
NICK: …Yeah, so what? That was a fucking compliment!
COASTER: To you, maybe. You're stuck with him.
NICK: You realize it's going to be a full time job just keeping that scarecrow motherfucker out of the strip bars, right?
COASTER: That's not my problem.
NICK: (putting his hand over his face) I fucking knew I should have put DivaB on the list instead of her… All right. If this will get me back in her good graces, what do I have to do?
COASTER: You have to kill Bubbles Powerpuff…
NICK: Are you kidding?! I'D pay HER to kill that little shemale fuck!
COASTER: You also have to take out… Mia Wallace.
Nick's head snaps up at Coaster and his eyes narrow, looking for signs of deceit. Coaster just looks back at him blandly. He's about to say something, then falls silent. He turns and looks out the window.
NICK: Mia Wallace…
WAVE DISSOLVE to a FLASHBACK.
Nick is standing with his back to a supporting beam in a run down steel factory, nailed down by gunfire from both sides. He pops the clip on his 9mm Glock and checks the load. Three bullets left.
NICK: FUCK!
He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, mentally preparing to die. His eyes open when he hears a voice call out
SON of CONQUERER: WE YOU COMING TO GET, JOE!
NICK: MY NAME IS NICK, ASSHOLE! COME AND GET ME!!!!
LIQUID SUNSHINE: Oh, we come, Joe. We come.
The sounds of footsteps seem to echo everywhere, and because of all the hard surfaces, Nick can't pin them down. Liquid and SoC are yelling to each other in Asshole, so he can't understand what they're saying.
NICK: Goddammit, if someone is going to die, I'm not going to be the last one…
He spots a movement above him and to the left. He aims, fires, and misses.
SON of CONQUERER: HA HA!!!! YOU MISS ME, JOE!
Nick curses and ducks back behind the support beam.
LIQUID SUNSHINE: HOLD IT!!!
Nick looks in the direction of the voice and sees liquid sunshine on the platform above him, pointing an Uzi at him. liquid begins to giggle, a high, girlish laugh.
LIQUID SUNSHINE: I got you! I got you! AFTER ALL THIS TIME, I FINALLY GOT YOU!!!
He freezes suddenly as the double barrel of a sawed-off shotgun pokes under his chin.
PULL OUT to reveal Mia Wallace standing next to him, holding the shotgun against the base of his neck. She smiles and pulls both triggers, blowing his ugly head completely off his shoulders. His hand spasms, tightening on the trigger of the Uzi, but he fires wild and peppers SoC with bullets as the latter runs to help, killing him.
When the gun smoke clears, Nick's shoulders slump and he sighs heavily.
NICK: Jesus fucking Christ, Mia! I nearly got my ass shot off by that jizzbag! Where the fuck have you been!?
Mia tosses the shotgun aside and neatly flips off the platform, landing on her ass. She picks herself up and brushes herself off.
MIA: Dammit, I'm so clumsy!
Nick sweeps her into his arms and kisses her on the mouth. She responds to him, grinding her body against him and pinning him to the beam. She slips her hand down the front of his pants and begins groping his privates. Nick's head lolls back on his neck and his eyes snap open in shock and pain when Mia stabs him in the stomach. She backs away, giggling, as Nick looks at her with disbelief. He tries to pull the knife out as he sinks to the dirty floor of the factory and looks back up at Mia, who's standing before him with her arms folded.
MIA: You should have read the fanfics, Nick. Ta!
She turns on her spike heel and walks away, saucily shaking her ass.
WAVE DISSOLVE to the limo, present day.
NICK: Cool! Where is the double crossing little bitch?
The seat next to him suddenly folds down and Slater's head pops out.
SLATER: Does piece of shit have a bar?
TO BE CONTINUED…
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