08/23/07: Theories on Mr. Cranky

Posted by: scarlet_ohara


1)Mr. Cranky is a woman. Evidence: He often makes references to mutilating his own penis. (Ex. I'd rather stick my penis in a meat-grinder than sit through this movie) Every man I know is overly protective of his dangley bits. Men don't even joke about that.

2) Mr. Cranky is Black. Evidence: re-read his review of Fahrenheit 911, and his culture wars commentary on Katrina.

3) Mr. Cranky may be the collaborative work of several people. Evidence: at times, he seems to have one political view, and then two days later has the polar opposite. His writing style and use of vocabulary also frequently changes.


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