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My Super Ex-Girlfriend Caption Contest
Winner: Mr_Nonsense
"The disgusting black mass would later escape and kill Tasha Yar."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Random Ork Dropings: the lone drawback of owning a timeshare in Mordor. nickumoh
- WOW! Watching crappy Star Trek reruns finally paid off. Mr_Nonsense
- "Godzilla takes a dump and you want to keep it?!" Cannon_Fodder
- I think it's time you got rid of the Costco lasagna. Scumby
- Hollywood's darkest secret revealed: Plot Hole Sealant rainman76x
- "Don't be fooled by the rock that I got, I'm still Eddie from the block..." rainman76x
- I know you invited a lot of people,but nobody eats ostrich for Thanksgiving Coaster
- Ben's Pulchritudinous Ten ben243243
- my new invention; frozen shit in a bag. whysoitenley
- It's true, Jack Palance DOES crap bigger than you. JPBuckner
- So you keep your dingleberry collection in the refridgerator whysoitenley
- Top 11 for this week. foxjedi
- "Dude, check the guage. I think Ted Williams is starting to thaw." nickumoh
- The new remake of The Blob was filmed with a very low budget Jynxx
- Unsurprisingly his only concern was they were out of beer Jynxx
- He chose not to chew Life: 'Pop Rocker', the Mikey story. fellow_consumer
- Do you see a sign on my fridge that says: Dead N*gger Storage? TMundo
- So I guess the beer is in the trashcan again? TMundo
- It's called manoir, that's french for manuer. TMundo
- I said throw the trash in the incinerator and put the Dom Perignon in... TMundo
- The ole horse's head in the fridge get's 'em every time. TMundo
- The GE Spacenter 3000 has a place for everything... TMundo
- List of things to do: 1) read a book 2) clean out fridge SPARGS
- Dude, you killed Santa! Scumby
- I'm fresh out of fava beans, so... ben243243
- The people of Ethiopia finally got access to Fresh Direct... vectorzero
- "Jay & Silent Bob's secret stash is nothing compared to this!" Mr_Nonsense
- This is the mole Cindy Crawford had removed before she became a model. Mr_Nonsense
- Step 1, Steal world’s largest Raisin. Step 2, ??? Step 3, Profit. Jynxx
- I don’t care how much you can get on EBay; Jynxx
- Tihs is where all the DNA tests from 'The Maury Povich Show' really end up. Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Inside Al Capone's Secret Fridge: A Geraldo Special" <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- So THAT is where the Weapons Of Mass Destruction have been! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- This toxic waste is the perfect bait for catching Al Gore! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The captain of the Exxon Valdez shows off his souvenirs. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- This is your body on McDonald's, any questions? cagedheat3
- Super Ex Girlfriend Caption cagedheat3
- "The Eggplant That Ate Chicago" was weaned on Wilsons. ben243243
- No it's not DOGMA, it's smegma! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- A sad story of one man who gave into the temptation of the black jellybean. ben243243
- OH MY GOD! It's Mia's dark evil soul! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- This is what my Super-Ex did to my vinyl record collection. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- '...then one day he was hunting for some food...' Goldfish In The Toilet
- My prized Ebay find...Star Jones' body fat. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Yes, I still have that fruitcake your Grandma sent me in 1972. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Don't touch it! It's evil!" Mr_Nonsense
- He reavealed what happened to the first Maytag repair man. Yamato
- Im afraid that your wife is cheating on you, with the garbage man Yamato
- Ohh, poor Eric Idle, what happened to him? Yamato
- So you want to see my Silly Putty collection do you? <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- ...and this is what happens when you put spiders in the microwave. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Looks tempting, but I think I'll go for door number two. michael3b
- You can keep this, OR you can try for what's behind door number TWO! michael3b
- A night at the Playboy Mansion just isn't what it used to be. michael3b
- Hugh Hefner, the Lean Years. michael3b
- No, thank you, Mr. Dahmer... I've already eaten. michael3b
- Yeah, it's a big rock, but are you ever gonna drink that champagne or what? MR_MUCUS
- Looks like it's time to call "Ghostbusters" Elwood83
- It's a huge shit sandwich and we're all going to have to take a bite. www.piranhakeeper.com
- JEEEZUZ! The Easter Bunny sure left you one hell of a rasin! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- No, there is no Santa Claus and this is what is left of the Heat Miser.<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Goldfish, I'm afraid we have found your fiance's hidden crack residue.... Goldfish In The Toilet
- ...and this is where we keep the real Michael Jackson....<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Not so 'super' now, is she?" Scumby
- "And this is what King Kong spit at me." CrazyEddy
- Jay and Silent Bob create a diversion to distract attention from the www.piranhakeeper.com
- I don't have time to worry about finding out what that thing in the fridge www.piranhakeeper.com
- This is where I find the trash taken each day. John, you are an alcoholic. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Jeffrey Dahmer shows a guy he picked up from the bar, the ex-girlfriend who www.piranhakeeper.com
- It's a huge snake, It will go for miles when I light it. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Did you see the sign out front which says green meteorite storage?!" Cannon_Fodder
- Luke loses big time on this weeks "Guess what's in Noel Coward's' fridge." Cannon_Fodder
- A drunken late night game of "hide the poo" has unexpected consequences. Cannon_Fodder
- "I was drunk, I thought it was the bin." Cannon_Fodder
- What happens when Chinese takeaway is left in the fridge for too long. Cannon_Fodder
- And here's my fridge where I keep my Krystal. Oh, ignore the garbage bag... foxjedi
- Dude, when you said 'special brownie' you weren't kidding. foxjedi
- The redneck mafia's practice of horse dung in the fridge met with... foxjedi
- "Don't touch that! That's concentrated EEEEEEVIL!" TheWreck
- I bought it on eBay from some guy named Joe Dirt Repo
- You know, some people save leftovers in Saran wrap instead of Hefty bags. MR_MUCUS
- "Gentleman, welcome to the Rock!" MR_MUCUS
- "All the blackness siphoned off of Michael Jackson is contained here." MR_MUCUS
- "The secret rock of the Kaaba is finally revealed!" MR_MUCUS
- You didn't notice the pink elephant in the jello? How about it's shit? www.piranhakeeper.com
- "I don't need you bringing up your ex-lover on our first date, Jeffrey." unkelpervy
- "Say hello to my li'l friend!" Pr0cession
- "That's no meteor, that's a SPACE STATION!" Pr0cession
- "Don't make me angry, or you'll wind up like little Timmy here..." Pr0cession
- Musical chairs hall of fame, Daisy Duke exhibit (limited seating). fellow_consumer
- I've found why we've been sick lately. Our fridge has black mold bad! www.piranhakeeper.com
- Not even Kryptonite can stop the Wilson Brothers. Drew_Atreides
- "That's the last time I ask Fred Flintstone to stock my fridge." nickumoh
- I keep it here so my Pet Rock is as fresh today as it was in the 70's thehighpriestofgeek
- ...it didn't look like that on Mr. Wizard... ben243243
- What did I tell you about not checking expiration dates? ben243243
- And from that day on, Eddie Izzard knew precisely what The Rock was cooking nickumoh
- "Let's see. I got OJ, the purple stuff, a giant rock, ALRIGHT SUNNY D!" nickumoh
- The real mystery here is why is the fridge in the library? Drew_Atreides
- No I'm not hungry, your cooking is trash anyway. TMundo
- A prop from the movie, "Species," wow! TMundo
- "This is my pog collection." TMundo
- The Sci-Fi Channel Originals 'Fridge o Ideas' gamerarocks
- The body of her last boyfriend. fresh in the fridge, fresh in her head. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Bill & Ted had a phone booth. I'm not getting in that fucking refigerator! Bobo
- Screw the free soap. Just tell Durden to keep his crap out of my fridge. Coaster
- Dang! There are some funny captions here. Bobo
- "Would you like an Egg MacGuffin sandwich?" rainman76x
- For maximum freshness, keep your MacGuffin refrigerated when not in use rainman76x
- Quit leaving your stuff on my shelf Luke. Nathan_Jr
- Jeffery Dalmer proudly shows off his refrigerator to his new friend. Junk_Yard_Dog
- World Gall Stone Champion - "Yeah I passed this one back in '75." Nathan_Jr
- Would you mind bringing this to Newcastle for me? Nathan_Jr
- So........... remember that scene from 9 1/2 Weeks? Nathan_Jr
- Jeff Domer, care to tell me what's in that refrigerated hefty bag? scarlet_ohara
- Bought that on eBay for ten bucks, huh? foxjedi
- Mmm... jrlewis79
- "All I know is she 'won' that for her role in The Avengers" gamerarocks
- It's charcoal, to absorb the smell from that yellow milk I won't throw out gamerarocks
- Percy, what you have discovered, if it has a name, is some 'black' gamerarocks
- Well I think having your fridge in the library is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOULOUS! gamerarocks
- "The digusting black mass would later escape and kill Tasha Yar." Mr_Nonsense
- Don't know what it is, but it feel out of Owen Wilson's nose and I kept it. Mr_Nonsense
- "Wow, Uma hasn't laid one this big since 'Be Cool.'" nickumoh
- Proof that not everything gets better with age Jynxx
- The sordid final resting place of Marvin the Martian. ben243243
- I freeze oil at today's prices, and I'll retire a millionaire! Muahah! ben243243
- Eddie Izzard isn't one for subtle come-ons. ben243243
- ...and now I give you...the heart of Dick Cheney! ben243243
- Do you have any idea how illegal whale penis is? ben243243
- Eat more fiber, my friend. ben243243
- I said Scotch on the rocks not Rock on my Lunch dumbass. CNYSkinFan
- A crap like this happens once a lifetime, I wasn't going to flush it away. foxjedi
- My plan is to trick Superman into squeezing the coal into a giant diamond. Mr_Nonsense
- "Wow, For an evil genius even you have a small apartment!" sonofthedummy
- The Professor's leftover pot roast had mutated into Crap-Thing! sonofthedummy
- The "Everything tastes like chicken" experiment goes too far. vectorzero
- "Tim Curry confesses how he killed the dinosaurs." Mr_Nonsense
- "Wow, Santa must've thought you were very naughty." Mr_Nonsense
- "I asked for something meatier, not 'meteor'!" Mr_Nonsense
- Hugh Hefner reveals the secret of his success. Scumby
- "Time to clean out the midge." Scumby
- The renovations didn't go so well. dlew919
- Shit sandwich anyone? JELLYFISH
- When you wear your bathrobe all day like me, you need to eat your spinach. MuhammadAus
- "Goatse crapped in the fridge again." Elwood
- Ummmmmm, green blob. Yamato
- Check the expiry date on that will you. Yamato
- Thats no metor, that just a big lump of poopy Yamato
- Apparently, he was really, really bad last Christmas rainman76x
- Kraptonite, the bane of all bad movies rainman76x
- "Uh.....you do know that's why you have a toilet?" rainman76x
- "Wow, so that's what happens to 10 year old Chinese food" rainman76x
- "The real reason to fear gay marriage..." M_H
- Do you like your drinks "on the rocks"? Throwing_Muses
- If you think that's bad, wait until you open the freezer. foxjedi
- No way that's butter! Fabio is full of crap! foxjedi
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