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Syriana Caption Contest
Winner: BobLoblaw
"OK, OK...no Ocean's Thirteen..."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- "Well *I* want the fan OFF!" Becky_Sharp
- (George) You can shoot me, but don't breath in my face again! mike2784
- (Arab) You CIA Melanie Griffith (George) I'm not in the CIA, but I am a Melanie Griffith mike2784
- And the top ten captions are..... MR_MUCUS
- Okay, I'll go down on you, but this beard will be itchy." geeslim
- "Please, not in front my my only remaining fan...." andyman
- Sorry, you've been bumped down to B-list celebrity. sonofevil24
- Security at the SAG Awards after-party was pretty tight. sonofevil24
- OK, OK...no Ocean's Thirteen... BobLoblaw
- "Critics are raving about the gay love story 'Brokeback Camel.'" Mr_Nonsense
- Hey, if I could take back Batman and Robin, I would!!! theWalrus
- Clooney finds 'Red Light, Green Light' a more hardcore game in Syria Hayzeus
- No, no, no....It's ''Clooney,'' not Bush, Clooney, man, Kloooooo---neeyyy. Nuke_Mecca
- 'Achmed was still annoyed about losing 'Beard of the year', Hayzeus
- OK, So Three Arabs walk into a gay bar and...Well let me finish!!! Hayzeus
- Your CAMEL?! I thought that was your WIFE... hotkarl
- "Do you read the Koran Brett? There's this passage I've got memorized...." andyman
- There was serious competition for the wise old men roles... Cannon_Fodder
- "Soooooo... I guess that 'Prince of Peace' gig didn't work out." TheWreck
- You can't hurt me, terrorist! I've got my FORCE FIELD! Senor Taco
- Caption for this one mAnIAc123456789
- Now I'm reaching verrry carefully into my back pocket for a coherent script smeans
- YES!!! Believe it or not, oil is used in that gun too. markgx1362
- "George Clooney's brother Bob "the Arab" Clooney makes a cameo appearance pansy_debris
- "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can imagine." MR_MUCUS
- "Nice disguise, Mr, Gibson... Heywood_JBlowme
- I Swear to God....uhhh....Allah, I thought it was a hand-towel....my bad. paul clemmons
- Hey don't shoot me for this crappy war, um current event, um news snippet. Goldfish In The Toilet
- "For the last time...My name is not George Lucas and I did not destroy or r Form-VII
- "I swear, I thought it was my turn on the time share agreement!" Parca_Mortem
- Syriana Caption Contest duffyIII
- "Okay, okay, I'll turn the water into wine!" Cannon_Fodder
- Man, when they said they pushy about tips in this country, they weren't kid foxjedi
- Bill O'Reilly's war on Xmas comes to life. angus
- When I say "Do you wanna by some Amway?", you say "yes"! angus
- Don't fire kid, you'll shoot your eye out. JPBuckner
- Liberals finally put an end to this guy making Mr. Cranky hate us. dubiousRW
- Bow to your Sensei! Coolest
- Bow Coolest
- so that's why they make you women wear veils out here mia_wallace
- OK,.....OK....Look, when I said, "Jesus H. Christ" I didn't really mean YOU Chubracabra
- Oblongada de bitta Chubracabra
- What do you think this is, Team America? shawn_hoelscher
- Hey man, come on, all this for another Ocean's Eleven? shawn_hoelscher
- "But her face was covered...how was I supposed to know that was your wife?" vectorzero
- Badge? I don't need no stinkin' badge. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Al Gore stars in Turkish Delight 14 the_demon
- "Sorry about the butt pinch. From the back, you looked like a chick." Coaster
- "Now I know you arabs are feeling angry right now because we kept ...(cont) MuhammadAus
- "You will deliver to me three blonde American virgins as promised." MuhammadAus
- "Okay, okay! Solaris sucked, please don't shoot!" designslave
- "Not what the winner of the Jason Robards look-alike contest expected." MR_MUCUS
- "In an act of defence George attempts the old mime behind the glass trick." TMundo
- I shot the doctor. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Wow. Jesus really DOES back Bush!" Drew_Atreides
- "Whoa-whoa-whoa.. what do you mean this isn't the gay cowboy movie?" Drew_Atreides
- No Mr. Clooney, I expect you to die. JPBuckner
- Thanks for the support, hippie, but I'm still going to kill you! Sourball09
- I would have been here to kill you sooner, if I wasn't driving an Echo. JPBuckner
- Shariff Don't Like It! revamped79
- I'll kill you if you molest another one of my goats! HEY STOP LOOKING AT IT ModernRonin
- "Go back to E.R.! It's sucked ever since you left!" M_H
- Oh you're totally not acting like a terrorist stereotype. Paleez! sushikabuki
- WHITE SHOES AFTER LABOR DAY!?!? WILL AMERICA STOOP TO NOTHING?!?! Dr_Pupko
- "And if you EVER make another shitty romantic comedy like... HomeSkillet
- "This is for making us suffer through 'Solaris!'" HomeSkillet
- "I swear, the Facts of Life would have been cancelled if I stayed or not" pimpschit
- Oh Father, who art in heaven, where art Thou? JPBuckner
- And then I will set a plague loose in NYC, but perhaps I've said too much. JPBuckner
- An incident in his youth convinced Santa not to deliver to Islamic kids. JPBuckner
- Did I fire five shots, or six? Doesn't matter, it's just a prop. JPBuckner
- I am NOT Marti DeBergi and I have nothing to do with Spinal Tap! gamerarocks
- "What was the point of Solaris?" M_H
- Rob Marshall's remake of 'The Last Samurai'. H.P. Lovecrack
- "Good night and good luck, Mr. Clooney!" MR_MUCUS
- Contrary to the early speculation..... H.P. Lovecrack
- In Dubai, the most dangerous occupation was that of interior decorator. H.P. Lovecrack
- Al-Zarqawi takes over for Donald Trump.... H.P. Lovecrack
- "Alright...I was wrong... Allah IS the God of Peace." H.P. Lovecrack
- "Ironically, the terrorists came for the Hollywood leftists first." Dano
- Caption: "You killed BATMAN!" bar1scorpio
- Caption: "I know you! you were in Team America!" bar1scorpio
- caption: "You! I recognize you, you're the one who showed his backside in sonofthedummy
- No, I am not Xur, I'm Grundle. . . NO NO, WAIT... Bobo
- "Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I though you were a CHICK!" michael3b
- "Hand over your beard!" michael3b
- George Clooney learns that yes, that is a gun in Mohammed's pocket, and chuchu
- "Don't look now but there's a large hairy gorrila behind you." TMundo
- Christ's Second Coming was not what most people expected I_Hate_Movies
- "Alright, I slept with her. But you've got seven others, don't worry!" TMundo
- "Look Rajah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to put pork in your omlete." TMundo
- "Working as Saddam's double was the wrong move for Clooney." TMundo
- "I'm not Saddam Hussien! I'm just one of his doubles." TMundo
- "Stop! Or my Allah will shoot!" Drew_Atreides
- "In this stunning re-imagining of "The Last Supper".... Drew_Atreides
- "George Clooney as Saddam Hussein IN: "To Catch a Dictator"!" Drew_Atreides
- "I want my ten bucks back for Oceans Twelve" BobDobbs
- "I was just kidding when I said a menorah would spice up the place!" lost_cause
- "Maybe you'd put that gun down if I smirked and bobbed my head a bit?" lost_cause
- "Okay, okay, I'll stop whistling Havah Nagila!" lost_cause
- "Your camel or your life!" lost_cause
- 'I SAID: I"VE SWAPPED TO DECAF!!!" dlew919
- George's Mohammed impersonation did not go down as well as he had hoped. Cannon_Fodder
- "This is for ruining the Batman movies!" M_H
- I swear to Allah, I didn't vote for Bush. Junk_Yard_Dog
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