12/21/05: I can make a top 10 from this bunch

Mostly cribbed from yours, with a few additions/deletions

1. "An incident in his youth convinced Santa not to deliver to Islamic kids." JPBuckner

2. "This is for ruining the Batman movies!" M_H

3. "Clooney laughed to himself, for he had no brains to blow out." chuchu (maybe this should be #1 -- it keeps making me chuckle)

4. "No Mr. Clooney, I expect you to die." JPBuckner

5 "I swear, the Facts of Life would have been cancelled if I stayed or not" pimpschit

6. "Christ's Second Coming was not what most people expected" I_Hate_Movies

7. "Good night and good luck, Mr. Clooney!" MR_MUCUS

8. "The only mistake this hold-up man made was that he was used a Toyota Echo as a get away car." Posted by: Junk_Yard_Dog (just because it has the Toyota Echo)

9. "OK, OK...no Ocean's Thirteen..." BobLoblaw

10. George's Mohammed impersonation did not go down as well as he had hoped. Cannon_Fodder

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