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..but in my experience, LA traffic is at least somewhat courteous. Yeah, sure, the VOLUME of mofos is higher than most cities, but I'll take volume to discourtesy any day.
In Michigan, you don't dare to even use a turn signal when switching from lane to lane on a highway. For some reason, a blinker immediately motivates the car in the next lane to speed up and tailgate the car in front of him so that there is no way for anyone to change lanes. Also, apparently turn signals are not an option in luxury cars. The rationale must be spend $50,000+ on a car and you are free to turn as you please with no warning to other motorists, to float your ass no more than 5 miles an hour below the posted speed limit in the fast lane, and talk on your cellphone or READ THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER while you drive.
Oh, and Irving: Nothing satisfies quite like blowing sweet kisses to motherfuckers like you just described. It's fun to watch assholes have aneurisms.
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