Old Shit and the MiniMEEEEGirl make out in back of his Mini Ford Fiesta as he speeds back to the bathroom. "How was that, am I better than Hilary Duff?" purrs the MiniMEEEEGirl. "Oh, by a long shot! Hilary hollers too much and doesn't let me shit all over her face, well at least not the way you do!" complains Old Shit. "But I'm purrrrrfect, right?" asks the MiniMEEEEGirl. "Yessss, you're are!" agrees Old Shit, "but you lack something, a weakness in the eyes maybe. Or it could be those clown shoes you wear all the time and even during sex. One or the other." They pull into the Democratic Underground's Garage. Ole Shep walks to an old fashion phone booth and dials a number. George Carlin appears and he is quickly sent down to headquarters. As he heads to Mr. Big's office he spies Lieberman getting voice lessons from The Little General.
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