08/10/06: Nooooooooo! Don't goooooo!

Posted by: unkelpervy


Who's going to stand in the center and pose like Jillian Anderson at the next circle jerk?

I know I'm speaking for all my desparate fellow Crankyland geeks when I plead with you not to leave us. Your female presence has re-invigorated Crankyland since you took up residence here. Aw heck, I'll just come out and say it: We're all desparately in love with you, LBG! We dote on your every post.

But if you must go, well don't let the door hit your stupid, self-centered, spoiled and not particularly attractive bitch ass on the way out. Oh I'm sorry, I didn't really mean that! I really didn't! Come back! We need you! We need you! Please! Please! PLEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSE! <SOB>


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