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Talladega Nights Caption Contest
Winner: nickumoh
"The Jack Daniels Whiskey Co. would later regret their "Free Hacksaw" promotion."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
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Captions:
- I admit to feeling slightly robbed this week. MR_MUCUS
- Will's as desperate as we for the winners this week. ben243243
- Will determined to find out the sound of one hand clapping. nickumoh
- With "Hands Across America" closing in, this was the only logical choice. nickumoh
- Vince-McMahon's X-Pool was a big hit with aging gen-X'ers. fellow_consumer
- Redneck prison break strategy: cut with hacksaw to hidden file. michael3b
- Will endeavored to sink to the MAD TV school of sight gags rainman76x
- "Listening to Leprechauns helped me so far" Will thought, "Why stop now?" rainman76x
- when the director said cut! Will Ferell just didn't understand Mr.Vargas
- Bringing new meaning to the expression: you give a person a hand and they.. Mr.Vargas
- Saw 3: nascar style Mr.Vargas
- after seeing his own movies he decided to kill himself Mr.Vargas
- the ultimate cure for masturbation Mr.Vargas
- I'll cut off my arm to become a great artist , kind of like Van Gogh did Mr.Vargas
- He was firm in his resolve of finding out what little boys are made of rainman76x
- DIY healthcare courtesy of your friendly, non-profit HMO rainman76x
- Dubya taking the Bonesman's "Test Of Courage": designed to weed out Pinko's MuhammadAus
- After flunking out of med-school, he was able to catch on at SNL, and now Yamato
- It was drastic, but no one would ever call him "Jazz Hands Willie" again! nickumoh
- Poster man for Vat' U Do? V O D K A. The_Russian
- Good russian vodka require much time. The_Russian
- "How Promise Keepers keep themselves from masturbating." Mr_Nonsense
- "Moral of the story: never play pool for body parts." Mr_Nonsense
- Score another notch for the world's greatest wanker! unkelpervy
- Even after cutting off my hand, Ginsu can still cut this tomato easily... Scumby
- Top Captions nickumoh
- Mel Gibson's Mad Max remake: a Jewish biker gets a timebomb and a hacksaw. Scumby
- Hank the Tank makes yet another ingenious decision. TMundo
- Just because you put a wonderbread symbol on your cast does not mean... TMundo
- The infomercials, with their wonder knives & celebrity guest appearances,.. TMundo
- Half a plaster cast, an ounce of water, and 3 tic-tac’s were all Jynxx
- The moment when Fear Factor had jumped the shark Jynxx
- Unfortunately for him, the morphine would be wearing off momentarily Jynxx
- He's sawing off the wrong part of his body; he should start at the neck. whysoitenley
- Will Farrell had some serious atonement to do before he converted to Islam. Scumby
- Farrell never knew how to say no to a "quadruple-dog" dare rainman76x
- You don't just go blind... ben243243
- Normally, cutters are a little more discrete. nickumoh
- Hmm. If Cranky thought I was a hack BEFORE... Heywood_JBlowme
- Will Farrell prepares for the Captain Hook role in POTC III. Scumby
- Religious fundamentalism + Matthew 5 : 30 = Ferrell's newest movie idea Yamato
- Tom Wait's 'Sawedthisarmbone', themed around a down-on-his-luck pool shark. fellow_consumer
- Will Ferris couldn't wait until XMAS. MuhammadAus
- Henry really was looking for a "knuckle sandwich", so he made one himself. Scumby
- The fearsome pool shark is known for its Munsonistic tendencies. fellow_consumer
- At that moment his 'Fisting by FedEx' dream became a reality. Scumby
- Bob bronzed his 'hand that touched Garth Brooks' and put it on display. Scumby
- When 'Extreme Makeover' and 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' were combined. Scumby
- The new NFL rules on offensive line holding drove some to extreme measures. Scumby
- Another sign that drug use amongst pro cyclists is out of control. Scumby
- Olympic swimming rule: First hand to touch the other side of the pool wins. Scumby
- He would never drive stick again. Scumby
- "Cutting edge comedy this ain't." MR_MUCUS
- "Forearm is forewarned!" MR_MUCUS
- Caption... Jung
- Talladega Nights: A joke so bad the punchline requires and actual fist. roostur
- Will finally realizes what viewers must go through to escape his film. roostur
- Someone told him there's candy inside. roostur
- Will fails to read the donation criteria for the Helping Hands Founation. roostur
- He did say, "If I hear Nickleback on the radio again, I'll cut my arm off" dlew919
- Taking the myth of "The Detachable Penis" one step further. MuhammadAus
- Got... to... resist... urge... to... scratch... crotch... MuhammadAus
- Will's response to Flander's joke about a sinister motive. MuhammadAus
- Damn lefties, holding back America! MuhammadAus
- D.I.Y. taken to the extreme. MuhammadAus
- Becoming a self taught magician was not his best moment. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Why you should never tattoo a woman's name on your arm. www.piranhakeeper.com
- He regrets not waiting for the Iraq War draft announcement that never came. www.piranhakeeper.com
- What's dumber? Nascar or cutting off your own arm? Tough call. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The suicide hacksaw killer was denied the 70 virgins in paradise. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Cranky finally follows through on the 'would rathers' in his SNL reviews. www.piranhakeeper.com
- If Taylor Hicks signed your cast, you'd do the same. foxjedi
- A self-circumcision goes awry when 'foreskin' is misread as 'forearm'. Scumby
- We’re going STREAKING!...just as soon as I get this damn cast off Form-VII
- Even as adults former short bus kids were still fun to watch Form-VII
- Surprisingly Will Farrell’s role as Hannibal wasn’t that bad Form-VII
- GW proves to the Skulls how much he hates the left Form-VII
- "Saw" caption for "Talladega Nights" winsor99
- "Mom said there's candy in here!" auslander11
- Left Hand never knew what Right Hand was doing...until it was too late. foxjedi
- From Nascar to carpentry, "Crash"'s narcolepsy sabotaged his every endeavor fellow_consumer
- Is it just me, or are drinking games getting out of hand? nickumoh
- No Will, it's bite the hand that feeds you, BITE the hand. JPBuckner
- the drinking arms gotta be healed by now!!!! cntlscrut
- Once Mel Gibson found out Will was 1/16th Jewish, this was the only way... nickumoh
- Prof. Xavier hired The Loaf to run the X-Men Mutant Academy's cafeteria. Scumby
- The perils of being Madonna's gynecologist. Scumby
- Paper, Rock, Scissors, Saw: Solitaire. www.piranhakeeper.com
- This is your arm. This is your arm after hacksaw. Any questions? Pr0cession
- Alright kids, let me show you why you never want to try crystal meth.... Pr0cession
- Ha! Ha! Wendy's will pay me whatever I ask! Ha! Ha! Ha! www.piranhakeeper.com
- Unable to reach the apple, Will decided to get creative. Pr0cession
- Will Farrell finds a home remedy to rid himself of the clap. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Distance can't stop a determined Will Farrell from fisting a lover. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Still bandaged from his last attempt, a suicidal failure gives another try. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Joe Rogan: "C'mon this is $50,000! You got 2 minutes. You can do this!" www.piranhakeeper.com
- Eddie Quinn proves his love for Murph. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Realizing the fake cast eventually had to come off, Will figures how to... www.piranhakeeper.com
- When puppets and their puppeteers part ways. Scumby
- "Wonder bread stopped making casts out of titanium the next year." sonofthedummy
- "Ricky attempts to re-create a scene from Terminator 2, with mixed results" sonofthedummy
- Redneck manicure. Scumby
- Why you don't want to know what's in Subway's Cold Cut Combo. Scumby
- "What President Bush means by "clearing brush" at his Texas Ranch." sonofthedummy
- Ahhh man, this bread is already gone stale. Yamato
- House surrounded, Will Ferrell agrees to the police demands that he disarm. Yamato
- Will Ferrel is mis-cast once again Yamato
- The SNL cast was never funny again after Farrell parted with it. Scumby
- In 'Sick Tracy', fore armed is not for Warren. fellow_consumer
- There is something he should know. He IS left-handed! JPBuckner
- Evil Dead 4: Nascar Unleashed Tank Boy
- Somehow, Will just didn't grasp the concept of the money shot. TMundo
- Still got enough money left for one more bottle of Jergens. TMundo
- Reality TV goes too far with Rock Star: Def Leppard allenhooper
- I came. I sawed. I bled like a pig. JPBuckner
- The Ballad of a NASCAR drug mule. ben243243
- Failed sex syndrome #1: Couldn't get the condom out of the wallet. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- The ballad of Bobby Villa. gumby
- Saw, the PG version gumby
- I'll show James Lipton some craft... aaa123
- Less cowbell! aaa123
- I'll do anything to escape the cowbell! aaa123
- Will prepares for his next role as a one armed halfwit JELLYFISH
- The only way to get the song from "Night at the Roxbury" out of your head. nickumoh
- I told the doctor I wanted camoflague! ben243243
- Will tickles his fancy. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Jack Daniels Whiskey Co. would later regret their "Free Hacksaw" promotion. nickumoh
- If only this Gillette Fusion had more blades nickumoh
- Another hack job by a former SNL star. nickumoh
- Due to Will's poor acting, the supporting cast had to suffer. nickumoh
- Will's rationale: "Fisting Adam Sandler is much easier without a cast" nickumoh
- "No one would ever 'doube-dog dare' him to do anything again." Mr_Nonsense
- Apparently Nascar had a very strict no Masturbation rule. CNYSkinFan
- Robbie Knieval attempts to out 'Evil' his father. ben243243
- The begining and end of Will's career in magic. Hayzeus
- The 2005 arm wrestling champ grows a consience and loses an arm. ben243243
- Good to the last drop my ass! Rajah
- Ballad of Bad Captions: Mr_Nonsense
- "Evel Knievel's final stunt." Mr_Nonsense
- Obviously the "Saw" practical joke had seriously backfired. katgirl1
- Forget the cast, my arm will heal faster if I chop it off! MuhammadAus
- Will gets confused when the director yells "CUT". JELLYFISH
- Will works out how to get a 50% discount on gloves. JELLYFISH
- Warning: Remove arm before making alterations from long to short sleeve. www.piranhakeeper.com
- It took great dedication to be a Nascar driver as gas prices rose to an arm www.piranhakeeper.com
- This is what can happen when you throw out all your coat hangers gamerarocks
- "Will, relax! It's turn left, not cut left!" gamerarocks
- Idle Hands 2: Talladega gamerarocks
- "18 boddles uh beer on tha wahl.....18 boddles uh beer....." gamerarocks
- Will Farrell's right hand offs the only other potential sexual competitor. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Despite his pleas, Jesus and Tom Cruise refused to come to his aid rainman76x
- Super Dave rides again? gamerarocks
- The Amazing Johnathon has nothing to fear gamerarocks
- Please, please succeed Will. You can do it gamerarocks
- Farrell ensures that Anchorman: Ron Burgundy 2 will never be written. Scumby
- With fame gone to his head, Will cut loose his supporting cast Devo
- "Masturbation. A lesser sin, but it adds up." - God fellow_consumer
- Citibank's new ARM loan. Scumby
- Why your insurance clause is specific about accidental dismemberment. fellow_consumer
- "I sure do get into that John Cougar song" fellow_consumer
- Lose the useless left! Be a man. Be a Republican. fellow_consumer
- Medicare services if Dubya gets his way. TheWreck
- Little did Ferrell know, his funnybone was broken long before the accident rainman76x
- At this exact moment, Ricky began to regret signing with Billy Joel Racing rainman76x
- Nothing could stop the Evil. Nothing. Drew_Atreides
- I sing whenever I sing! JPBuckner
- The films budget cost Will an arm. The leg would come later. JPBuckner
- Wonder Bread would be weary of agreeing to product placements after this. MR_MUCUS
- Audiences wished he had a neck brace on instead. JPBuckner
- It's a musical saw. Soon I'll be screaming in B minor. JPBuckner
- Once I get this trick down, I'll try sawing that bikini clad woman in half! JPBuckner
- Well, the producer said we needed to trim the cast to stay on budget... JPBuckner
- x PhotoJeff
- "Haha, I told him to make me a sandwich..." Drew_Atreides
- Another falsely advartised funnyman steals from Bruce Campbell's shtick! Drew_Atreides
- Will Ferrell had problems with the rest of the cast. MR_MUCUS
- SAW 3: A FAREWELL TO ARMS MR_MUCUS
- Regis Philbin resorts to drastic measures to get end his "Live" contract. MR_MUCUS
- "I can't believe that hot blonde girl broke my arm..." M_H
- I'd gnaw my arm off for FIRSTIES! Goldfish In The Toilet
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