09/26/00: The Tao of Biggles.

Posted By: Cardinal_Biggles


There is NO TAO OF BIGGLES. Taoism is for HERETICS! You should CONFESS and/or REPENT! (as is appropriate to your individual situation, of course) just for having LOOKED at this message. It was a TEST to find HERETICS!!!!!!!! And it caught, you, you baddy-bad HERETIC!!!! CONFESS! REPENT!

Taoism is for HERETICS! In God's Pantry, Taoists are forced to lurk in the corners and eat the crumbs that fall to the floor. . .but its God's Pantry, so there aren't any crumbs. Thus, the Taoist HERETICS are ALWAYS HUNGRY!!!!! After a rousing game of bridge with Cardinal_Fred_Durst, I often bring a hefty Domino's Pizza and a two-liter bottle of Coke to the Taoists, in hopes that they will CONFESS! and REPENT! , which would be entirely appropriate to their individual situation. JP II thinks that we're wasting our time with the Taoists, but he likes those little trees they mess with.

Peace out and Big ups to Vati-City. . . .

Cardinal "Biggie" Biggles


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