1. When was the last time you had sex?
Monday night. It was a test of my devotion to my wife; her or the Colts-Jags game.
2. Were you satisfied with your partner's performance?
Absofuckinglutely
3. You are granted the opportunity to kill anyone you want - - a one shot deal with no repercussions -- who's the victim and how do they die?
I really couldn't bring myself to kill anyone, even if I were to get away without repercussions. My conscience would eat at me.
4. What's the worst thing you ever did to a relative?
Sucker punched my brother when he was 22.
5. You can become so rich that your set for life, but to do so you must turn on a friend and leave them broke. Do you do it? If no, how long does it you to decide?
Nope.
6. Have you ever attempted suicide? If no, have you thought about it?
Never attempted. I would venture to say that most people have thought about it by the time they reach 21.
7. When did you last betray a principle? Why did you do it?
Does claiming your pet tarantula on your tax return count?
8. What Crankylander do you wish you were more like? Why?
I like the bite of Nick The Knife's flames, I like the droll humor of most of the Australians, and I think Pseudonym is THE SWEETEST PERSON IN CRANKYLAND!
9. What Crankylander do you wish you were less like? Why?
I could not imagine approaching the dense and seemingly vapid existence of X-Man.
10. Do you troll? If yes, either reveal a troll handle or admit how many you have.
No, I do not troll.
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