1) When you go to bed at night after spending hours upon hours on the internet - Do you hate yourself? If not, Why not? YES, I ALWAYS HATE MY SELF AFTER JERKING-OFF.
2) Can you think of anything more pathetic than cyber- relationships? CHURCH SOCIALS
3) Why can't people who come from dysfunctional, fucked-up family backgrounds ever shut the fuck up about how jacked up their lives are? IT HELPS ME VENT MY FRUSTRATIONS WITH HOW PATHETIC MY LIFE REALLY IS
4) Have you ever attempted suicide? (If you answer "Yes"; How do you fuck-up a suicide? What kind of a fuck- up are you?) I think its safe to say that if I ever wanted to kill myself, I'd get the goddamn job done. I FUCKED IT UP PURPOSE AS A DESPERATE UNANSWERED CRY FOR HELP
5) What good is arguing with someone who can never concede a single point? Do you then: Ignore them?
Change the Subject?
Keep arguing for the sake of annoyance?
or Loudly berate and cuss them for not being able to concede a point do to the fact that they came from a broken home?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NEVER WRONG
6) Why aren't the rest of you funnier? HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT I LOOK LIKE? YOU'D BE LAUGHING THEN.
7) Why does this society insist on coddling attractive yet less than intelligent women and thus turning them into vapid, spoiled little bitches with no real opinions on anything who can't stand to be told, "No."? THESE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE I CAN TRUELY ADMIRE
8) Who will you be most mad at when George W. Bush becomes the next president? Yourself?
Bill Clinton?
Al Gore?
Me?
VLADIMIR PUTIN
9) Do you really think the St. Louis Rams will be able to run up the score on the Chiefs at Arrowhead in a couple of weeks? ARROWHEAD IS A TOUGH VENUE TO PLAY IN AND I BELIEVE ST LOUIS WILL BE LOOKING PAST THE CHEAPS AS THEY MEANDER ALONG THEIR CAKE SCHEDULE; I MEAN GIVE ME A HELMET AND POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AND I COULD MAKE THE PLAYOFFS WITH THE RAMS LIST OF OPPONENTS.
10) What's your favorite movie quote of the summer?
"HI."
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