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what a fucked-up poll, but i just loooove considering the fucked-up notions your cranksters come up with.
1. nope, i don't hate myself after surfin'. i'm too lazy to hate myself for a reason as stupid as wasting time. i love wasting time. it's an inherent part of my personality.
2. yeah. the institution of marriage is a pretty pathetic excuse to combat lonliness.
3. hey, this is a therapy and self-help book culture. that's why morons who are tres dysfunctional need to blather on to anyone who will listen. because THEN those folks will retort with how screwed-up THEY are. and look at the fawkin' movies that uphold this stoooopid aspect of U.S. culture. like "requiem for a dream". blaaaah.
4. no fawkin' way. my family background ain't THAT dysfunctional.
5. ignore 'em, and start belting out songs from the wizard of oz or little shop of horrors. that's SURE to get them to shut up.
6. hey, humour is a fleeting thannnng. it's about timing. and you're timing is all wrong here, buddy. you aren't so funny yourself.
7. because everybody just looooves a spoiled little bitch. they are the ones you wank to, aren't they?
8. i think i'm pretty peeved at the supreme court. no, i take that back. i'm aggravated by the concept of "democracy." i'd like a copy of the US constitution to wipe my ass with. that might make me feel a little better about my OWN vote.
9. what the fuck?
10. can i quote a porn flick? awww, fuck it.
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