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1) When you go to bed at night after spending hours upon hours on the internet - Do you hate yourself? If not, Why not?
I only feel unfulfilled when I have failed to post the link to the latest, wacky web site I have found.
2) Can you think of anything more pathetic than cyber- relationships?
Being a clerk in a JC Penneys and running into the ladies dressing room to sniff the seats only to find out they stood up to change.
3) Why can't people who come from dysfunctional, fucked-up family backgrounds ever shut the fuck up about how jacked up their lives are?
Because then we would have to find useful lives for Oprah, Montel, Sally Jessie, Rosie, Ricki, and Dr. Laura. Believe me, America is better off by keeping them off the streets.
4) Have you ever attempted suicide? (If you answer "Yes"; How do you fuck-up a suicide? What kind of a fuck- up are you?) I think its safe to say that if I ever wanted to kill myself, I'd get the goddamn job done.
No.
5) What good is arguing with someone who can never concede a single point? Do you then: Ignore them?
Change the Subject?
Keep arguing for the sake of annoyance?
or Loudly berate and cuss them for not being able to concede a point do to the fact that they came from a broken home?
I generally say, "No I am not interested in your Jehovah's Witness bullshit, now get off my property".
6) Why aren't the rest of you funnier?
Define funny.
7) Why does this society insist on coddling attractive yet less than intelligent women and thus turning them into vapid, spoiled little bitches with no real opinions on anything who can't stand to be told, "No."?
Because someone has to host MTV's House of Style.
8) Who will you be most mad at when George W. Bush becomes the next president? Yourself?
Bill Clinton?
Al Gore?
Me?
The American people for not writing my name in.
9) Do you really think the St. Louis Rams will be able to run up the score on the Chiefs at Arrowhead in a couple of weeks?
The Rams will score points. The question is will their defense prevent the Chiefs from scoring more than the Ram offense does. I sense if the Rams have a weakness, it's their defense.
10) What's your favorite movie quote of the summer?
"On my count, unleash Hell"
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