09/29/00: fuck you answers

Posted By: (Throwing_Muses)


1) When you go to bed at night after spending hours upon hours on the internet - Do you hate yourself? If not, Why not?

Because I don't do that - I DO have a life you know!

2) Can you think of anything more pathetic than cyber- relationships?

Cybersex.

3) Why can't people who come from dysfunctional, fucked-up family backgrounds ever shut the fuck up about how jacked up their lives are?

Congratulations. You have successfully identified the "Culture of Complaint".

4) Have you ever attempted suicide? (If you answer "Yes"; How do you fuck-up a suicide? What kind of a fuck- up are you?) I think its safe to say that if I ever wanted to kill myself, I'd get the goddamn job done.

No.

5) What good is arguing with someone who can never concede a single point?

Arguing for the sake of it is always amusing - especially when you don't care about the subject.

6) Why aren't the rest of you funnier?

We can only try and fail to match your exacting standards.

7) Why does this society insist on coddling attractive yet less than intelligent women and thus turning them into vapid, spoiled little bitches with no real opinions on anything who can't stand to be told, "No."?

Males are intimidated by intelligent females.

8) Who will you be most mad at when George W. Bush becomes the next president?

Whoever votes for him.

9) Do you really think the St. Louis Rams will be able to run up the score on the Chiefs at Arrowhead in a couple of weeks?

Who gives a fuck?

10) What's your favorite movie quote of the summer?

Anything from 'Battleship Earth'.


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