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1) When you go to bed at night after spending hours upon hours on the internet - Do you hate yourself? If not, Why not?
- No, I hate my neighbor instead. It’s much easier on the ulcers. I blame him for everything.
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2) Can you think of anything more pathetic than cyber- relationships?
- Celebrity magazines and internet polls.
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3) Why can't people who come from dysfunctional, fucked-up family backgrounds ever shut the fuck up about how jacked up their lives are?
- People talk about what they know.
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4) Have you ever attempted suicide? (If you answer "Yes"; How do you fuck-up a suicide? What kind of a fuck-up are you?) I think its safe to say that if I ever wanted to kill myself, I'd get the goddamn job done.
- Yeah, it was one of those "cry for help"-thingies, or so I was told. The point with those is that you really aren’t supposed to kill yourself. Don’t you know the rules?
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5) What good is arguing with someone who can never concede a single point?
- I acknowledge their superiority and hope they’ll go away.
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6) Why aren't the rest of you funnier?
- You set the tone.
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7) Why does this society insist on coddling attractive yet less than intelligent women and thus turning them into vapid, spoiled little bitches with no real opinions on anything who can't stand to be told, "No."?
- Vision is a primary sense.
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8) Who will you be most mad at when George W. Bush becomes the next president? Yourself? Bill Clinton? Al Gore? Me?
- My neighbor.
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9) Do you really think the St. Louis Rams will be able to run up the score on the Chiefs at Arrowhead in a couple of weeks?
- Did you know that in approximately ten billion years the Milky Way will collide with the Andromeda galaxy, and the collision, which will span over many billions of years, will result in the birth of a so-called super galaxy? Come see me then and ask me if Rams bloody matters, or if I bloody care.
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10) What's your favorite movie quote of the summer? Mine is, "...shut that cunt up, before I come over there and fuck-start her head."
- Can’t think of anything... Surprise!
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