11/08/1999: Dirty Tarzan joke

Posted By: Marion


So Jane meets Tarzan, and they fall in love. But Jane is curious. . .She asks Tarzan "What do you do when you get an erection?" "Well," Tarzan replies, "I stick it in a hole in a tree trunk, then I move it in and out until it isn't hard anymore." "Tarzan," Jane says, "I have a hole that you were meant to put it in. Would you like to try?" "Of course!" Tarzan says. Then he kicks Jane in the crotch very hard. Jane is in a lot of pain, and after a few minutes of rolling around in agony, she manages to ask Tarzan "Why on earth did you do that?" Tarzan tells her "Well, I have to check for bees!"


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