Cranky gave a bad review!??!? Say it ain't so! Just in case the point of Mr. Cranky's gimmick whistled over your head faster than a Shakspearian sonnet read by the Chipmunks, I'll level the playing field just a smidge. Cranky ives bad reviews. Always has, always does, and I'll go out on a limb and assure you that he always will. If you've got qualms against this method of brutal and sometimes misplaced projection, then perhaps sites dedicated to the detriment of film aren't your bag of biscuits. You might like Mr. Blinky, instead, although the last movie he reviewed before being bludgeoned to death by a mob of irate badgers was probably "Goldeneye." Still, if PC critiquing is what floats your boat, the corpse of Mr. Blinky will no doubt be perfectly adequate to your needs, as he says nothing nasty about any of your most favoritest movies one way or the other! And since I'm such a stand-up guy, I'll even give you a link to follow! Enjoy!
http://Fuckyousmarmy.com
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