09/01/1999: THE GREATEST CRANKY STORY EVER TOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAhAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Posted By: WRITER_WARRIOR


BETTER THAN SPEAKER4DEAD'S STORIES!

BETTER THAN CAPTAIN AMERICA'S CRANKYLAND TITANIC!

BETTER THAN CONVENOR'S STORIES!

[One day, grundle walks out of his small cave and sees the 43 year old Richard B. Bernstein walking along on his way to work.]

GRUNDLE: hehe hehe heeeee.... I will now torment Liberal facist Bernstein with my..... LIBERTARIAN DOGMA!!!!!!!!! [calls to Bernstein] Hey.... YOU!! Bernsteeeeeeeeein!!!!

RBB turns his head to see grundle.

RBB: Wait, what was your name again? I try to ignore names of fools who try my patience.

GRUNDLE: I.... am the GREAT GRUNDINI!!!! And for my first trick, I will bombard you with a Libertarian manifesto that seems it was written by Joel Schumacher!!! HAHAHAHA!!

RBB: Oh, crap....

2B CONTINUED!!!


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