06/07/1999: BRAD PHITT IS DEAD! LONG LIVE BRAD PHITT!

Posted By: CannonFodder

The name "Brad Phitt" is no longer being accepted by Cranky. I am devastated! This loss of identity has left me disoriented, nauseous, and humor-impaired. What did Phitt do to incur the wrath of Cranky and his minions?

I shall try to carry on under my new name, but the memories of Phitt will haunt me forever.

COMING SOON, BELOVED DUNDERHEADS, BY POPULAR REQUEST: Da Ladies of Crankyland calendar!!! (as soon as I figure out who the dames are around here)

Responses to this message:

• VOTE FOR PHITT'S NEW IDENTITY!!! TAFKABP
• Do all those letters actually mean something? Drew_Atreides
• Duh! Lam_Kwai_Tung
• My suggestions... mr_streamofconsciousness
• Christ, how I could I forget WENDERELLA mr_streamofconsciousness
• I am already on thin ice .. mr_streamofconsciousness
• Molly should be in it (XXXOOOXXX) and Tick... Slim_Shady
• Dear Brad Fitt Discord
• Discord... TAFKABP
• TAFKABP... Eamon_J_Doyle
• Stream............... Wenderella
• For some reason, tonite the letters made sense.. Drew_Atreides
• Sorry about the "Duh," Drew. Lam_Kwai_Tung
• Any relation to TOFKATCP? *nt* Slim_Shady
• Just one suggestion Veruca_Salt

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