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King Arthur had to go overseas to find the Holy Grail. But he was afraid to leave his Queen alone surrounded by all his horny knights.
So Arthur spoke to Merlin about his predicament. Merlin stroked his chin and asked Arthur to come back the next day, whereup Merlin produced a chastity belt with a hole in it.
"That chastity belt is not much good!" exclaimed Arthur, "It's about as useful as a cat-flap in an elephant house!"
"Ah but sire!" Merlin gently protested "Watch!"
Merlin produced a pencil and placed it in the hole of the chastity belt, whereupon a small blade appeared from within the belt and sliced the pencil in two.
King Arthur was impressed with Merlin's work and, after having placed the chastity belt on the Queen, went off overseas to find the Holy Grail.
Time passed before Arthur finally returned. And when he did he ordered all of his knights to form a straight line, drop their pants and submit themselves to a "short yard- arm inspection."
As King Arthur suspected, most of the knights had their members missing... except one, Sir Galahad.
"Sir Galahad!" Arthur rejoiced, "My one and only true knight! Name whatever it is you want in my kingdom and it is yours!"
But Sir Galahad was speechless.
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