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Teeth Caption Contest
Winner: Cannon_Fodder
"We're gonna need a bigger probe."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Better entries... Xur
- Worst ventriloquist act ever. michael3b
- "Too late she realized 'To Serve Woman' was a cook book!" MR_MUCUS
- The exit portal for Being John Malkovich turns up in the strangest places. nickumoh
- Looking for love in all the wrong places... JPBuckner
- Results from the feminine hygiene spray study would've been more favorable nickumoh
- Just a reminder, tax time is right around the corner. Yamato
- She was finally able to snatch the pebble from his hand. Scumby
- Do you hear 'Jaws' music? Scumby
- o(^_^)o nickumoh
- "My God, it's full of stars!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Hard to see down here. Might I suggest a Brazilian?" Mr_Nonsense
- "Put the stopper back in! Put the stopper back in!" Mr_Nonsense
- "You need to start wearing dental floss thongs." Scumby
- Why do you have such big teeth Grandma? MuhammadAus
- This is the last time I get silicone implants from the Home Depot... scarlet_ohara
- You'll never believe it, but I found a gerbil... scarlet_ohara
- Now we add the hops... Xur
- In the emergency room of Fist Method Hospital Stubob_Sweatpants
- "I don't have time for a yeast infection!" Otm_Shank
- "There are angels in this city!" Otm_Shank
- Thanks eHarmony! nickumoh
- Its times like this that make me glad I flunked out of medical school. nickumoh
- Clooney's been here nickumoh
- The things one does to win an Oscar for Original Screenplay.... Drew_Atreides
- Jill had doubts about the new doctor when he announced he was checking her DeepPurple
- If u want to plead for ur life the great Jabba will hear ur cries for mercy MuhammadAus
- Goddamn! She's got a f*cking Pit of Sarlaac in her drawers! MuhammadAus
- A typical workday for Ron Schimt, anal dentist. Parca_Mortem
- "Well, I found your diaphragm...and a Coke bottle." MR_MUCUS
- How much wood could a beaver chuck... bdude
- Vince Vaughn in: The Vagina Monologues bdude
- Oh my god! It's a penis!!! bdude
- Rosie O Donall wakes up as a completely new person. bdude
- Now, let's have a look at that vergina.. bdude
- What happens in Vegas, ends up on a protologists finger. Signjets
- Who's Bob?! Signjets
- "Teeth 2: The Teething!" MR_MUCUS
- Did you feed it after midnight?? Xur
- OK, one more push. It's a...Christ, that's disgusting! michael3b
- My reaction on finding out that "ZZZZAHHHHHN!" was the winner.... Hamartoma
- Mom reacts to Ron Jeremy's 'love child' Hamartoma
- Returning to Gynecology, Ron Pauls' patients really feel his frustration. HicksRollsInGrave
- Wait don't get up yet, my wedding ring is gone. Signjets
- Your temperature is very high Signjets
- You have Ed Zachary disease, Signjets
- You're gonna have some calls to make. Signjets
- I'm not sure how to describe this, but have you ever seen goatse.cx? Signjets
- PUSH, BRITNEY! Junkyard_Kid
- Don't be alarmed but, Signjets
- Alicia Silverstone takes the hit for a bunny in the Cover Girl testing lab. michael3b
- The Polanski remake of Aerosmith's "Amazin'" video. michael3b
- You're my, brown eyed girl. Yamato
- "I think I found Boba Fett in here." MR_MUCUS
- The Holy Grail's last resting place is finally found. Yamato
- GYN? No, actually, medical field involves putting poop back into people... tictactommy
- Excuse me Doctor, but what's my ass doing on that chair over there!?! tictactommy
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quicky." JPBuckner
- Hmmmm...I got nothin'. HicksRollsInGrave
- "...and we call our act The Aristocrats." Otm_Shank
- "It was a million to one chance. I just fell on it at the wrong angle." Cannon_Fodder
- "We're gonna' need a bigger probe." Cannon_Fodder
- "Smile, you son of a bitch!" Cannon_Fodder
- "Wow! A talking dog!" Otm_Shank
- "I like big teeth and I cannot lie!" Otm_Shank
- "Hold that thought, miss. My receptionist needs to sharpen some pencils." Otm_Shank
- Another way to give mouth-to-mouth Otm_Shank
- Be kind behind. Cannon_Fodder
- "What do you mean you're not really a proctologist?!" Cannon_Fodder
- How I Met Your Mother JPBuckner
- Making Vagemite Xur
- The Mexicans would finally have their revenge on Ann Coulter. scarlet_ohara
- Vagerine: Keeps your not-so-fresh fresh and tartar-free! Scumby
- You probably shouldn't hang your Bahama Tech medical degree on the wall rainman76x
- Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? rainman76x
- "No WAIT! Maybe the tatoo shouldn't say 'SPANK ME' " scarlet_ohara
- Preparation G just fell slightly short of expectations rainman76x
- Why it's a bad idea to get Lyposuction at the mall. scarlet_ohara
- "Looks like gingivitis isn't the only disease you have to worry about." nickumoh
- "You vagina needs a filling," MR_MUCUS
- It was his first day. It was her last tooth. It was bound to end this way. nickumoh
- Paris Hilton wakes up during buttock augmentation surgery DisappointedAgain
- "She could deal with it...until her wisdom teeth came in." MR_MUCUS
- "On a very special episode of 'Scrubs'." MR_MUCUS
- "Vagina teethed Girl had one weakness...Dr. Iron Dick!" MR_MUCUS
- That's funny, I can hear the ocean. nickumoh
- ZAAAAAHNNNN!! nickumoh
- Outtake from Aersosmith's "Amazin'" video shoot. michael3b
- "Now spit!" Xur
- "It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted..." Xur
- "Pipe down or I'll yank out your other teeth!" Xur
- "Congratulations; it's a teratoma!" Xur
- "Yes, that outfit makes you look fat." Xur
- Dr. Nick Riviera strikes again Xur
- Looking back, he knew just where the evening had gone wrong. Xur
- "You're not flossing, are you?" Xur
- A young Meryl Streep in: The Mule DisappointedAgain
- "I'm afraid we're going to have to do a root canal." Scumby
- And so the field of vaginal dentistry was born. Scumby
- Diablo Cody gets help finishing her latest script. DisappointedAgain
- When I said I had a bad cavity, I meant in my mouth. RogueDragon
- All this for a ZPac for my ear infection? Really? RogueDragon
- "The Man From Uranus" Mr_Nonsense
- "Well, it looks that rumor's true after all, Miss Coulter..." Otm_Shank
- "Did I just hear someone page Dr. Kevorkian?" Otm_Shank
- "What do you mean, 'Is it safe'?" Otm_Shank
- "Pipe Down! Your prostate examination is almost done!" nickumoh
- Hide and seek at Roman Polanski's house. ROTJob
- Despite all his efforts the hair pie could not be saved. sonofthedummy
- Her hamster was never the same after that day. sonofthedummy
- Boarding an airplane, just isn't that fun anymore. Yamato
- "Are you sure you're a REAL carpet cleaning service?" Scumby
- Eventually, they figured out she was facing the wrong way. Scumby
- "Are you really the IRS? And is this really what an audit is?" Nuke_Mecca
- That reminds me, I need to have my lawn mowed. nickumoh
- Mental Note: Don't store surgical tools in the freezer. nickumoh
- "What do you mean 'it's only half-way in?!'" Mr_Nonsense
- "Moving from ping-pong balls to tennis balls was a mistake." Mr_Nonsense
- "Dr. Ben Dover's beside manners left much to be desired." Mr_Nonsense
- "Pencil sharpening" was about to take on a whole new meaning. Scumby
- Tooth Invaders Xur
- Lemmiwinks 2 The Gentleman
- It's appears you've bitten off more than you can chew JPBuckner
- Don't forget to feed the kitty! Scumby
- Dawn notices the "0 Days Without Accidents" sign in the corner The Gentleman
- An Inconvenient Tooth The Gentleman
- During her OB/GYN appointment, Dawn remembers she left the stove on. The Gentleman
- Don't be such a baby. I haven't even turned on the pump! Xur
- Oh, there's the remote! nickumoh
- "I'm not a real Dr, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." The_Shill
- "Oops" Xur
- Relax honey, you got nothing I haven't seen before... oh. Never mind. Xur
- The RonCo Company Surgical Tools Division was doomed from the start. nickumoh
- Tom Hanks gets so far into his role, he forgets he's not a real doctor. Xur
- Now open wider, Dawn. Just out of curiosity, we're going to see Xur
- Pull! Pull! Pull! I mean Push! nickumoh
- Say "Ahhh!" Xur
- Are you sure you're board-certified? Xur
- It's OK Ma'am. I'm a doctor. Xur
- Verne Troyer?? Get out of there! Xur
- Someone should've told her that Dr. T doesn't do dental. Mr_Nonsense
- "He was the only John in town who'd fist a hooker." Mr_Nonsense
- "What do you mean you can see the head, I'm not pregnant!" Mr_Nonsense
- "That's not your finger!" The_Shill
- " I see the problem now Ms Hilton: It seems you're growing a penis" Stubob_Sweatpants
- When I told John McEnroe to kiss my ass, I didn't mean it literally! Otm_Shank
- Best Caption Photo Ever? Mr_Cranky
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