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...Jessica Biel running around in a tight white T-shirt, getting splattered left and right by all kinds of liquid. That almost made the whole thing worthwhile!
However, if I leave Biel in the movie for that reason, I'd certainly have to surround her with 4 other actors of as great or greater importance, for the reasons I say below. So this movie probably should have starred Biel, Katie Holmes, Paul Walker, Matthew Lillard and Colin Hanks instead of Biel, and... and... well, whoever the hell else was in it!
Scary, this thing certainly was not, though. Then again, with the slight exception of the original "TCM" and the original "Halloween," I can't say that any slasher movie has ever scared me. Ghosts, witches and aliens creep me out some, and "Seven" just plain messed with my mind, but guys running around with machetes or chainsaws generally don't do much for me.
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