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1) Do you wanna be a cowboy/cowgirl?
Ummm...if cowgirl includes tying up some naughty little critters and riding others hard...
2) Do you admit to owning a copy of the Urban Cowboy soundtrack?
Hell no...I have REAL country music...Hank Sr, Patsy, Loretta, Charley Pride, Johnny Cash...
3) What's so good about country music anyways? Other than all the hot chicks that yodel?
Johnny Cash...by now you should know I'm really not that into chicks...watch, with my luck Angelina Jolie will come skipping up the just shoveled front walk and prove me oh so wrong...
4) Country musak in elevators would lead to a higher suicide rate yes?
If by suicide, you mean me hunting down the persons behind the musak and engaging in a little Blaine the Train of Great Pain action....yes...
5) When you played cowboys and indians what role did you prefer and why?
Duh...cowgirl...got to tie people up and wave a gun...
6) Is it really all that fun/cool to be a cowboy?
Let's see...saddle sores, no handy showers stocked with fluffy towels and bath gel, big ass horse who is just waiting for the chance to stomp on your foot or bite you...
Hell fucking no...
7) Name the greatest film of the western genre ever created. You may also discuss the greatest acting performance if you so desire.
Anything with Robert Mitchium...
8) Do cowboys tip cows for fun?
Fuck 'em...sure...
Tip 'em? Hell no...cuts into valuable sexing up Bessie time...
9) Would you rather dance like a cowboy or a rap singer or a Russian ballet dancer?
Rapping-Russian ballet dancer, of course...if I really wanted to dance like a cowboy could have been Mrs So-and-So at this very moment...
10) So do you like southern accents or country accents or do try really hard to not to giggle when you hear southern twangs? Does it sound better from a chick than a guy or vice versa?
Not a single problem with the Southern or country accents...sometimes I giggle...well, drink the sheer oceans of Diet Coke I do everyday and let's see if you don't have the odd giggle fit...but on the right (Rick Bragg) guy (Rick Bragg) it's (Rick Bragg) most (Rick Bragg) enjoyable (Rick Bragg)...
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