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10/26/01: TOP TEN THINGS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT 911
Posted by: pluto@choice.net
(fuckusa)
Well, when you guys make fun of the Chinese in David Letterman show during the bombing of Chinese Embassy in Yugoslavia, here is something we Hong Kong Chinese made for you yankies. Hope you will laugh really hard and forget about this "sadness" (though we can't help laughing). Ain't we considerate? Chinese's top ten list for the Twin tower incident (very funny) Top ten things to be happy about 911.
10. You won't forget the 911 number again when you have an accident next time
9. You don't need to worry about umemployment as there are thousands of jobs for you.
8. No more overcrowding in New york city.
7. No more high rent in New York.
6. No one will dare to fall asleep. There will be even more tourist (I'll like to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep, now even the citizens themselves won't sleep, not just the city)
5. No need to persuade China or Russia about the National Defense thing. Bush can go ahead and build it. (whether it'll protect US from danger is another thing).
4. Bush doesn't need to stir up trouble in China, and Middle East, there is enough trouble for within his own country. Nor anything about communism or imperialism, there is enough terrorism for him.
3. Bush couldn't name the president of Pakistan and Chechon before his election, now he won't forget the presidents of the Arabic countries.
2. Americans can get a feel of what everyone is feeling everyday in the middle East.
1. Bush will have enough climax during his term without finding an intern to suck his cock!
want more? if you read Chinese go to bbs.china.com everyone is laughing there. ============================ Hey losers, don't bomb my email!! last time a jerk also get all my emails lost, this time, i've made it more secure. Don't use fake email to bomb me, you coward yankees!!!
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