02/08/00: Atriocious

Posted By: endy


Back when this movie first entered the theaters I was 19, I think. I went to see it with a co-worker. Well, we did manage to sit through the whole thing, and, after the three hours, both left feeling *MUCH* older, and strangely violated.

When we arrived at the theater, there were probably 14 or 15 people already in there, waiting for the accursed movie to start; a few of them were veterans. The previews were worth watching, I think there was one for the Haunting (which, in its own right sucked as well), and something else, most likely with John Travolta. Now, here's where the pain begins: the opening credits start with that annoying soundtrack found only in B-movies or under my ass after munching on Taco Bell. OK, no big deal; there have been a few movies that started out slow. Well, after an hour into it, we were the only ones left in the theater. If you perked your ears JUST right, you could hear the vet's yelling at the managment, demanding their money back, yadda, yadda. I, personally, would have rather been castrated that finish the movie. I thought my friend wanted to stay, though. Little did I know, he thought the same of me. Pretty soon, though, it turned into a MiSTing. Bad movies always deserve the sillhouette.


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