06/02/1999: 5 Things Women Look for in Men.

Posted By: Masked_Loser

I asked someone over E-mail in asking what are five things women look for in men. Here is what she said and my comments.

1. Good Looks with big muscles- Well I do not have this. I am quit ugly and I have few muscles. In return I am heavy with big glasses. Maybe is I was a Brad Pitt look alike I would have dates?

2. Money- Well I make $6.00 and hour at Burger King. I have no savings, and no extra money. What girl wants to go out with a poor flub like me?

3. Fast car- This was like at my High School. Girls go for guys with Mustangs, Corvettes, Mercedes, 300GT's and so on. What girl wants a guy with a Chevy crappy Lumina or a Ford Aerostar?

4. Large Penis- Yes it is true. The E-mail person said she likes guys with a big dick. Mine is small so well, I am dateless for life unless I start using pumps, machines or surgery. What does surgery cost to get your penis larger anyway?

5. Sense of humor-Well, I am no Jim Carrey or Robin Williams. My jokes suck and I am just not funny. Why do girls go for this anyway? If I started to talk out of my ass would I have dates?

So what to other girls here think? Is this what you look for in a man also? If so, I am dateless for life like my brother CFL.

**Masked_Loser**

Responses to this message:

• Lifting Weights is Overrated (lentil)
• Re: 5 Things Women Look for in Men. (Enchilada)
• Well... (speaker4dead)
• 5 Things ..that's it? . (monique)
• Car popularity (Masked_Loser)
• monique (Masked_Loser)
• One more thing... (monique)
• Well Loser.. (monique)
• Wow! He actually took that seriously! (And good responses, guys!) (CreepFreakLoser)
• Glasses VS contacts (Masked_Loser)
• Well, lentil (xyz)
• Your problem... (Lam_Kwai_Tung)
• All you well meaning people... (X-MAN)
• Was ML the ghostwriter for "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? (Veruca_Salt)
• Enchilada and Lentil (X-MAN)
• The Loser Brothers (The_Redundant_One)
• That's reaaaaally not what I meant (Veruca_Salt)
• Re: 5 Things Women Look for in Men (Sweetness_and_Light)
• ML: Re Glasses VS Contacts (Sweetness_and_Light)
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• Cheerleaders... (monique)
• What's wrong with you C.F.L. ? (-sOc-)
• SOC (Masked_Loser)
• A little birdy told me .. (-sOc-)
• Actually that's a good question for once, Masked Loser (CreepFreakLoser)
• Everyone has celebrity fantasies! (Veruca_Salt)
• Soc probably works for Mr. Cranky. (Masked_Loser)
• Gee, Creep, your paranoid.. (-sOc-)
• Hate to disappoint you, Loser .. (-sOc-)
• SOC didn't answer my question. (Masked_Loser)
• Veruca and Creep (The_Redundant_One)
• Creep... (Technomage)
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• Maybe those Noles are right-- maybe Gators aren't too much fun (CreepFreakLoser)
• CFL (-sOc-)
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• I also asked.. (X-MAN)
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• X-MAN has a point .. ((-sOc-)) (-sOc-)
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• Masked_Loser (monique)
• CFL... (monique)
• K, you need to shutup (X-MAN)
• ..taking things out of porportion, are we, CFL ((-sOc-)) (-sOc-)
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• X-MAN=very poor (Masked_Loser)
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• Being a musician ain't enough (Slim_Shady)
• A LOT of people in the DFW area... (Slim_Shady)
• That's a scary thought (-sOc-)
• And the gauntlet has been tossed! (X-MAN)
• I think he should .. (-sOc-)
• No, Monique, just you (Sweetness_and_Light)
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• Babe PR for solo musicians (Sweetness_and_Light)
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• Yeah, the type who says there are 2 types of people & the type who doesn't (Sweetness_and_Light)
• I do not live in Dallas. -nt- (Masked_Loser)
• I don't know if I want to get laid folks!!! (Masked_Loser)
• Sweetness... (monique)
• Did he say "and maybe I can wear HER clothes"? (CreepFreakLoser)
• ML, if you're hot to wear each other's clothes... (Sweetness_and_Light)
• Tears for CFL, Trapdoor for Monique (Sweetness_and_Light)
• I have always had a desire to wear women's cloths. (Masked_Loser)
• I've borrowed clothes from my girlfriend... (Slim_Shady)
• Sweetness...You really are a sweet person... (monique)
• Come on Slim Shady (Masked_Loser)
• Yeah, whatever, Monique (Sweetness_and_Light)
• Gee I'm shocked M.L. (X-MAN)
• They don't look any different, ML... (Slim_Shady)
• anyone in dfw area go to lizard lounge? (mia_wallace)
• If it were only 5 things a women looked for in a man here they would be.... KTB
• Re: 5 Things Women Look for in Men. Smallville

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