Sorry, but somehow I have a very difficult time imagining Elvis (as himself) bounding up that staircase to Jake's office...
Oliver, on the other hand, would have been much more able to take those stairs, any day of the week...
And, as far as Jacko being a bodyguard, I think if Elvis were still alive he would have fired him in the first week--especially, when he noticed that his old stage clothes were disappearing, and that Jacko was suddenly sporting a whole new array of sequin jackets.
True, I do not believe that Elvis could have outrun the llama, but that job would have been left to the hired help. The house staff would have had to deal with the (catching and) preparing of the King's meals or snacks, hence he would have just asked them to prepare a large plate of deep-fried llama chops.
By the way, I do not think that Bubbles would have been that willing to interfere with Elvis' plans, for fear that the King might trip and fall on him, thereby possibly injuring (or "bursting") poor Bubbles.
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