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Toyota Echo Caption Contest
Winner: Drew_Atreides
"Britney revisits her birthplace."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Sorry, Drew, but.... Junk_Yard_Dog
- I don't get it. Jung
- Drive to the Gay Pride Parade in style MF Nick
- Herbie on Prozac, Lindsay on Meth. MF Nick
- Toyota Echo: The Bentley of Mini Coopers MF Nick
- Fuel efficiency meets Eternal Damnation! MF Nick
- Goes from 0-60 in…Who are kidding? You’re lucky to 25 downhill! MF Nick
- Toyota Echo: Tossing Mother Natures salad since 1956. MF Nick
- Toyota employees put blind Stacy's so-called "enhanced senses" to the test. emodough
- Toyota employees put blind Stacy's so-called "enhanced senes" to the test. emodough
- On the whole, I'd rather be riding a bicycle. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Toyota releases the first exterior 'airhead' safety system <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Proof that some people in the biz will yank anything's handle for a part. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Somebody let the air out of this car before it explodes. cjquik
- 'The Incredible Shrinking Woman' - The Remake <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I bet you can get more in her trunk then in the cars trunk. polabareus
- "The Toyota Echo: It's like, totally like, the car to like, be driving." TMundo
- Blonde quibix
- Toyota's wet dream of who drives their cars mwpk
- To the Toyota advertisers: Seriously, do you think a chick like THAT..... Jynxy74
- The latest Airline trend: Portable overhead compartments Jynxy74
- The Echo was surprised by her lack of shame Jung
- "... and then Goldilocks took Baby Bear's car." Parca_Mortem
- David Cronenberg's re-make of "A Night in Paris"... Parca_Mortem
- "The toyota Echo... as easy to ride as she is" Parca_Mortem
- The Blonde's idea of a car S.I.Guy
- Round 2: Echo vs. Federline Trailer Ho S.I.Guy
- "I Shit things more expensive than this car!" SPARGS
- Herbie was distraught by this tabloid pic of Lindsey cheating on him. Parca_Mortem
- Transformers prefer blondes... Parca_Mortem
- OMG, you half to drive this car! Jung
- "Even Mexicans couldn't fit five people in this car." Mr_Nonsense
- TOP 10 Form-VII
- Auditory Purgatory: The Echo Chamber, where truly bad pop singers end up. fellow_consumer
- She puts the ho in Echo. John_Wayne_McBainSane
- I'm too skanky for my car, too skanky for my car, too skanky by far fellow_consumer
- If you pet it gently you can make it purr! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Having had years of practice, she knew just how to turn it on! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Having no luck with men, she wished to have a sex change in the hopes In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- The herd couldn't figure out how the runt always got the good ones. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Upon seeing his girl with Herbie, King Kong was not amused. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- If Jerry Van Dyke's mother had been reincarnated as this thing, ... Coaster
- "Don't touch me! I know where those hands have been!" Oort
- The Saturn symbol is an erect penis entering an open vagina. I_Hate_Movies
- Sarah Michelle Gellar was sorry she took the Auto Show gig Rudy Gallant
- Oh R2D2 it is you! It is you! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- A Mr. Cranky dream: a new car and a girl friend. Junk_Yard_Dog
- So if I let you photograph me nude this car will run forever? <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mr Cranky panics after locking her keys in the car <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- A life-sized Britney Spears doll? Thank you santa! PsychoRabbit
- Hell no I don't want to be seen getting in the drivers side of this thing! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Blonde hookers are so dumb that they get in cars without drivers. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Britney does research for her role in Ang Lee's newest film, Brokedown Lane Junk_Yard_Dog
- caption toyota RichInk
- Sometimes it's hard to figure out which one is the 'ride' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'The Car That Ate New York' started by eating blondes <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Mr Cranky fantisizes that the crappy Echo he bought had come with a blonde Goldfish In The Toilet
- Yes crappy cars is Japan's revenge for losing during WWII!!!! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Japan introduces the 'Port-O-Potty' on wheels <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- See,If you are gentle enough lifting the handle the door doesnt fall off! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Star of new SKG animated film 'Cars' enjoys simple perks of newfound fame. SenecaDoane
- "Herbie: Shitty and Overpriced was a disastrous sequel." tanner88
- "No one had the heart to tell her it was pull, not push." tanner88
- "These new Prophet Mohammed cartoons are even more offensive!" tanner88
- Yes I am 'BRIDE OF TOYOTA ECHO' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Every womans dream....a six cylinder earth friendly dildo <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Damn I locked my coke in there...wish Toyota's had ONSTAR. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Save money on gas and let this little blonde slice hitch hike for you! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Millennium Falcon 2007...screw saving Leia...the pootang is included! Goldfish In The Toilet
- They're big in Japan. Who knew? foxjedi
- Beau and Luke were right! Car doors aren't supposed to open. foxjedi
- "Somehow the remake of 'Christine' lacked the bite of the original." MR_MUCUS
- Ann Coulter steals Echo, tells Japs, "We'll intern you again." Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- She usually preferred a convertible, as it had more leg room dlew919
- Bring in your used model and we'll transfer the air bags, free of charge! fellow_consumer
- "Finally! A car with the same capacity as me!!!" Flash M
- "Ashlee the Bulldog dubs for voice of Toyota Echo" Rajah
- "The Toyota Echo: Big on Ass little on Gas" Form-VII
- "Hey it's locked!" "DUH! That's how you save gas, you can't get inside it!" sonofthedummy
- "Buffy the semi-expensive washed up celebrity endorser." Dano
- "Herbie gets a lap dance." Dano
- The car Whittinton was rushed to the hospital in. Junk_Yard_Dog
- If Toyota Echos had wings... Junk_Yard_Dog
- We also walk cars, Junk_Yard_Dog
- At the Westminister Kennel Club, the Toyota Echo won best in class. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The Toyota echo comes with built in Paparazzi protection. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Britney wanted to know if it came with a baby seat. Junk_Yard_Dog
- ...with a center mounted instrument panel to inform your back seat drivers DeepPurple
- The Toyota Echo version of Herbie became known as the no-lovebug. Cannon_Fodder
- Herbie, insanly jealous, later broke in and totaled that skank of a Toyota Yamato
- Caption Yamato
- Echo's are dumb. Blondes are dumb. You'd sleep with a blonde so why not.. polabareus
- "Poor Joe Isuzu had no idea she was seeing other cars." MR_MUCUS
- Even the lead-filled corpse of John Goodman moved faster. JPBuckner
- “With all the money you save on gas you can now afford high priced hookers" Form-VII
- Jerry Bruckheimer's "Echo and Narcisus" Parca_Mortem
- Toyota Echo: the car that says "fuck me!"... Parca_Mortem
- New on MTV2: "Ho My Ride" Parca_Mortem
- "I don't get it! I'm turning the key! Why won't the engine start?!?" Senor Taco
- "Coming soon to a junkyard near you" 0wnz
- "Almost makes you wanna buy a Chevy" 0wnz
- "How did all those clowns fit in there?" 0wnz
- "Awesome! The windows are tinted so no one can see me driving this crap!" MR_MUCUS
- She suffered from a severe case of Echophilia. JPBuckner
- Verne Troyer's Limo Service JPBuckner
- De car boss, de car, de holy crap! JPBuckner
- I shall call it... Mini-Miata. JPBuckner
- Herbie's extreme make-over proved a hit with the ladies Form-VII
- Hey Stacy! It's Dancing with the Stars, not cars! gamerarocks
- Can't wait to start carving notches into the dashboard f676
- No real room in the back seat----and that's where I spend most of my time! f676
- "Oh, look....... they brought back the Gremlin!" bcooney77
- Can't wait to drive this thing with my baby on my lap! f676
- Not quite what the guys had in mind by switching partners... In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Like sperm to the egg, blondes chicks just can't wait to get into the Echo Nuke_Mecca
- All she heard before the deer mauled her was "it's mine!" In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Why 'Pimp My Ride' was canceled. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Toyota Echo: The new chocolate. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Alas, it wasn't a wookie that perished that day. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- 800 horse power, streamlined surface, and surround sound system... In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Why Rosa Parks had to take the bus. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Holy Hubcaps, Batman! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- A hard exterior, though soft on the inside. The perfect companion. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Heated, vibrating seats!? Let me at it!!! Bobo
- Britney thought, "I hope there's not a cowboy inside..." Bobo
- It's cute, and I'm sre you can handle it, but size still does matter. daz
- The wheel is on the other side! Damn British models. foxjedi
- "No sale. This thing's got more mileage on it than me." lost_cause
- So Mr. Trump, I pretend your not repulsive...I get this? murfe03
- "Everybody come quick! My limo had a baby!" lost_cause
- "This time the Toyota Echo came in first." TMundo
- "This echo's almost as big as the one in my skull!" lost_cause
- "Hilary Duff was not expecting X-Man to be in the back seat." TMundo
- "The small backseat isn't a problem when you've got 2 D cells." TMundo
- "For those who think VW Beetles are too macho..." MR_MUCUS
- "Beautiful people don't buy American, and neither should you." MR_MUCUS
- "The Echo's engine purrs with approval." ben243243
- . . . and thus followed the worst car chase scene in film history. chuchu
- "I love my Echo!........echo......echo......echo" ben243243
- A typical Toyota Echo showroom empty except for a dumb blonde. Junk_Yard_Dog
- A typical Toyota Echo showroom as empty as a blonde's brain. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Mr. Cranky offered a new Toyota Echo as the prize in his latest contest... Junk_Yard_Dog
- The Toyota Echo wins the role as the next Herbie. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Sometimes A Bad Notion Junk_Yard_Dog
- In his new Toyota Echo grundle stalks Britany Spears. Junk_Yard_Dog
- After X-Man ednorsed the Toyota Echo sales fell to record lows. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "Another disappointing showcase on The Price is Right." Mr_Nonsense
- The judge sentenced Lizzie Grubman to 10 years of driving a Toyota Echo vectorzero
- "Hamster feed not included." Mr_Nonsense
- "Yes, some girls do wear heels with blue jeans." Mr_Nonsense
- THIS CAR IS FUCKIN' LAME!!... This car is fuckin' lame!... The_Hate_Guy
- As an apology for the lack of speed on an Echo... scarlet_ohara
- This model comes with a great set of headlights too scarlet_ohara
- Paris Hilton: Would you let her get suds on your car? scarlet_ohara
- "Ballistic: Echo vs. Hilary Duff." MR_MUCUS
- Sign said: 'Must be at least this cute to get away with driving this car.' MR_MUCUS
- They have one thing in common: no junk in the trunk dubiousRW
- Dumb Blonde: "Is there an Echo in here?" MR_MUCUS
- Monster Garage Episode 78: A Toyota Echo modified to go up a hill MuhammadAus
- Tony Stewart's new ride. Junk_Yard_Dog
- After an hour it became quite clear Britany didn't know how to... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Feeling down because mr. Cranky won't read your caption contest entries? Junk_Yard_Dog
- The ultimate chick mobile: small, cute, high maintenance & over-rated. MuhammadAus
- Nothing beats the raw power of a Toyota Echo. MuhammadAus
- A v P III Junk_Yard_Dog
- Driving a Toyota Echo will take you up Shit Creek. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Driver's of Toyota Echos are never accussed of steroid use. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Dick Cheney just removed my mother's face with a shot gun, but the good... Junk_Yard_Dog
- The Toyota Echo... favorite car of SWWNS Junk_Yard_Dog
- Talk about discount fares... Junk_Yard_Dog
- The Toyota Echo... almost as good as a Klondike Bar. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I see... dead cars. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Looking for a gift for Grandma? Give her a Toyoya Echo. It will make her... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Women not only have bad taste in men. Throwing_Muses
- "Oh what a feeling, Toyo... oh hang on it's an echo." Cannon_Fodder
- Finally the lame Toyota Echo jokes can have some context. Cannon_Fodder
- "'Maybe this will make them stop,' thought Cranky." lost_cause
- "Tyson may have won the race, but you're still the one I love!" lost_cause
- Forget it. A dog on a skateboard could beat this piece of crap. Coaster
- The Toyota Echo, the offical car of the National Skateboard Association. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The Toyota Echo, the offical car of the American Curling Association. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The Toyota Echo is the only car endorsed by... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Buy one this week and you get Dick Cheney to ride shotgun on your test... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Wookie tested, pop-idol approved. JPBuckner
- 'Finally, a bigger joke than me!", they both thought. JPBuckner
- Brittney stopped counting after the 14th clown exited the car. JPBuckner
- Bronze medalist in the Cranky Olympics. JPBuckner
- Heath, Jake, get out of that back seat, now! JPBuckner
- "Hey, why don't we let little Sean drive?" M_H
- "The result of Federline's ill-conceived "is there an echo in here?" joke" Drew_Atreides
- "Britney revisits her birthplace" Drew_Atreides
- "Britany was the unwitting first victim of CARMAGEDDON!" Drew_Atreides
- "psst...Brittany...the steering wheel is on the other side" Theodoric
- hilarious, Mr.C! Theodoric
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